ceiling cumshot

Ejaculating onto the ceiling.

"Hey what did you do last night?" says tod

"I did a ceiling cumshot"

by ChrissyDog June 20, 2021

Markiplier cumshot

a 'markiplier cumshot' is when a person formally introduces themselves at their moment of climax.

"Hellllloooo everybody, my name is name".

"Dude, i was so drunk last night that i managed to finish on this chick with a markiplier cumshot."
"So you just introduced yourself to her then?"
"What do you mean i was already railing her don't you think we exchanged names before? Anyway she was a whore."
"Hey don't talk about my mother like that!"

by obama: final mix January 9, 2021

internal cumshot

the act of ejaculating white fluid into a partners anal core and/or vaginal hole

mike southwood took too many giagantic internal cumshots when he was taking a shower in the gay gym

by jobodaho January 24, 2004

Cumshot slingshot

When you rip your condom off your dick and it slingshots Cum at your partner.

"Dude it was so embarrassing, she screamed when I did the cumshot slingshot."
"It was so gross! He did the cumshot slingshot all over my leg!"

by Riddlemethisriddlemethat February 6, 2020

chocolate pudding cumshot

eating chocolate pudding with no spoon by squeezing the container, causing it go go all over yourself.

Fot squeezed her snack too hard, and got hit with a chocolate pudding cumshot.

by Arkaitz December 5, 2012

Sacred fruity cumshot

An alcoholic drink consisting of a non-viscous probiotic yogurt type drink (preferably Actimel) and vodka with a 7:3 part ratio. Commonly served in a shot glass.

David: Yo! You going to that party on Tuesday?
Peter: IDK will they have sacred fruity cumshots?
David: yeah, I think so.
Peter: then hell yeah!

by Big ounce the third December 25, 2020

cumshot terrorist

A pervert usually found in Japan who masturbates in public behind a newspaper or a tree before jumping out and ejaculating his cum on an unsuspecting woman.

I was relaxing on a park bench just outside the Chiba train station in Tokyo when I heard this strange shuffle-shuffle sound behind me. When I turned around to see what it was, a fat salaryman jumped out from behind a tree and shot his load directly in my face. He ran off in seconds leaving me looking like a bukkake queen. That cumshot terrorist.

by de-pube October 2, 2021