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cornish

The cornish come from cornwall. They are more clever than you think and have an excellent sense of humour.

One thing occasionally overlooked is that the cornish are actually celts. They are related to the irish, scottish and welsh, not forgetting the bretons. When naming the celtic countries, cornwall should be mentioned, but sadly never is.
Man 1: The cornish?

Man 2: Yeah, part of a great race of people called the celts!
by morwenna April 26, 2006
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codnose

codnose (noun):

one who chooses to play Call Of duty 4 for extended periods of time whilst choosing to ignore their friendship commitments. Generally this person prioritises playing call of duty instead of getting laid.
Rich: Jim your such a codnose come out and pwn those girls with me..

Jim: Nah mate, im on final prestige and i only need 5 more m16 kills till i get the ACOG scope..girls suck.
by Dyble October 16, 2008
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cornyswagg

there was a snake named candycorn. he was renamed to cornyshawty because shawty's like a melody. everyone likes to be swag, so cornyswaggy. cornyswaggy is too long, so it becomes cornyswagg.
E: "Cornyswagg pooped on my carpet."
A: "Lovely."
by cornyswagg November 17, 2020
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Cornsequences

Cornsequences of corn subsidies to farmers leads to corn availability at price lower than production cost. This leads to high fructose corn syrup being used in all processed foods increasing burden of chronic diseases. It also leads to small mexican farmers being unable to compete with large american producers & death of diversity of the highly diverse varieties of traditional mexican corn farming leading to large scale monsanto corn monoculture
by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 14, 2020
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Carny Corns

A highly contagious STD received after sleeping with a carny
When Heather got drunk during the local fair week, she had unprotected sex with Bob the carny. When she awoke the next morning, she found itchy hard rough wart like bumps in and around her vagina. It was then she realized she had itchy crusty Carny Corns.
by Fecal Jihad September 6, 2013
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Cornish Handshake

A polite way of saying somebody had sex.
Tater: I think they just shared a Cornish handshake.

Toad: How do you know?

Tater: I can tell.

Toad: How?

Tater: I can smell it.
by yayee April 12, 2014
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Cornography

A nickname for corn based "pornography," usually for those with a corn fetish.
Usually contains heavy amounts of corn, however it isn't anything like standard porn, as it only includes high quality images / videos that have to do entirely with corn. Also can include corn being slowly cooked, or with corn being topped with melting butter. Usually doesn't include humans at all.
Man, that cornography gave me a good fap, although I wish there was more corn.

Why am I writing about cornography, even though I have never had interest in it?
by Poochyena_ October 11, 2017
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