cog

The illigitimate offspring created as a result of a cod and a frog mating

Mr C Cod and Mrs C Frog are happy to announce the arrival of their first cog.

by Diddly von Diddler August 15, 2007

cog

slang for cock/penis

Suck my cog.

by Butchie December 19, 2003

Cog

One of the many terms for the manflower or man flower, the shaft the cock. Basically to all you dumb motherfuckers out there it means the penis, the bishop. Not the beaver because thats a bitches cooch . If youre a dude its that junk that hangs between your legs.

Also, a slang term used when referring to a penis set that has been infected with the rare disease Penile Scrotal Coggloritus. See coggler

That bitch rocked my cog all night long.

He has a cog. He's a coggler, isn't it obvious just take a look at his haggard, beastilized, mutated tea bag.

by Ashen Skies. October 19, 2003

Cog

A person or persons that inflict grevious physical and psycological harm onto others simply by turning up to social functions appearing in a ghastly, witchly and unhealthy state; usually in the form of a melting face, witch or ghoulish like figure. Origins: - Amanda Coghlan 2005 was the first Cog.

That chic was a Cog at our party last night... I was horrified i nearly killed myself.

by Australis January 18, 2008

Cog

Cow + Dog = Cog :)

FAAAACK OFF YOU FAT COGG.

by YaMaammmaaa May 10, 2010

COG

An enemy of OGG second cousin to BOG. be careful of unlikly visits from an ogg they are of great danger to a birthday party.

god damn that ogg just wrecked the whole party! AGAIN????

by LOKTAR November 28, 2003

Cog

Short for "cog in the machine" essentially implying that the individual is a slave to their society/situation not self aware, boring or common.

synonyms include: sheep, normie, plebs.

God Toby Flenderson is such a cog sometimes!

by lemonlimespine May 30, 2018