buttcrumbs

What your dirty butt leaves behind after you sit on something clean.

Lunchlady: *finishs cleaning table*
11yr old girl: *sits on freshly cleaned table*
Lunchlady: get yer buttcrumbs offa meh table!
11yr old girl: what?

by letsmakefunofhipsters April 23, 2008

buttcrake

a place ppL creited card you at

by nellie July 8, 2003

butterines

another word for awesome

bob: do you like taking back sunday?
joe: yes! they're butterines!

by boobs January 11, 2005

Bumcrime

When a geezer gives it a large one out his ass and every other bastard has to receive it

Fuck dude that was a killer bumcrime. Now my smell glands are jabbed.

by Rubber Dave February 9, 2018

buttcrumb

A turtle head that has gone too far and is now held betwixt thou cheeks until such time that thou is prepared to drop the buttcrumb in its final destination.

Where is the nearest waste receptacle? I need to rid myself of this buttcrumb

by lindseynotmelo July 3, 2012

Buttcited

The face or overexagerated actions of someone who is way too excited about an ass or butt.

Did you see that dudes face? He was so Buttcited.

by That Asshole of DOOM February 16, 2013

Buttcrumbs

The residue flakes or sand like material left after having sex or not showering for a couple of days, usually off ones butt.

1. Damn, look at your buttcrumbs all over the bed, you shower?

2. After we had sex, the bed felt like sandpaper with all the buttcrumbs.

by Theoddfather June 1, 2015