Business Slutty

Similar to business casual, business slutty is an adaptation of standard business attire. Business slutty often incorporates things like high-cut skirts, stiletto heels, open or otherwise see-through white blouses.

"Kendra, the guaranteed way to ace this interview is to dress business slutty."

by Lucky Charms99 March 15, 2014

Business Needs

Company speak used by slop-badgering managers to mean "We're going to shaft you up the arse because we can!". Normally used to justify business decisions that have no justification, or rhtyme or reason for that matter.

We are going to half your wages and double your hours due to business needs.

by Eric Wood May 5, 2005

business deal

1) Noun, Canned 'interested in' selection box that one checks when filling out their LinkedIn.com webpage. Chances are, if you feel the need to have a LinkedIn.com page, you do not have the means (i.e. capital) to actually execute such a deal. I'm sure your company CEO is surfing the LinkedIn.com page....NOT. People who would select this term on their LinkedIn.com page probably are dental dicks. Instead of doing their job, such people often spend their entire time at work looking for yet another job.

2) Noun, Leaving your cubicle to take a dump at approximately 10:30AM local time while you are at work.

1) Mr. Scott's page says he's interested in business deals. Too bad he'll be a low-level manager supervising dental dicks his entire time at this company.

2) Oh man, I shouldn't have had Thai food last night. I'll be in my 'other office' executing a large business deal if you need to find me!

by Mr. Wichita International June 14, 2009

Straight Business

The act of being a boss, player, pimp or just an all around no nonsense guy. Keeping composure when things get out of hand. Also can be shortened to Straight Biz.

Dude Matt Damon was straight Business in that movie Bourne Identity.

Dude that guy looks sick in a tie, hes totally Straight Biz.

Man Mr. Reynolds doesn't mess around, he is Straight Biz.

by dthedancer October 15, 2010

serious business

An expression said, often in a sarcastic, humorous way. Can be used in just about any context to describe something in a nonsensical way. internets

The internet is serious business.

by Kyle2252 September 1, 2008

bushtastrophe

an event, decision, or circumstance that causes such harm, it forces an entire country's populous to drastically rethink its station in life while simultaneously causing not only the collapse of that populous' entire country both economically and emotionally, but collaterally damaging the financial markets and economies of the smallest fledgling countries to buckle, implode on themselves and ultimately ... cease to exist.

Bob: "Man, that game was a real bushtastrophe."

Carl: "Well, hey, lets not go that far."

Bob: "Yeah, you're right. That would require a team steeped in historic tradition to throw away all of its proud memories, simultaneously retire and take up badminton, while coincidentally bringing down the entire league in steroid scandals, nearly irreparably damaging the city that has lovingly supported it for the past fifty-years."

Carl: "There ya go. They're not the Oakland Raiders for Christ's sake."

Bob: "You know what they need to do?"

Carl: "What's that sir?"

Bob: "Make a black guy owner, shake things up."

Carl: "Whoa now, slow down there ace. I'll settle for $2 cheaper beer and a competent free agent signing."

Bob: "Hey, it could happen. At least they're not the Raiders."

Carl: "Thank God for that Bob, thank God for that."

by lawpimp77 January 21, 2009

Sticky Business

When you are having sex with a chick and at the end you cum on her face and slap your business card in the mess you've created so that it sticks to her face.

I gave this chick the sticky business last night. I figure if she doesn't feel like calling me, at least she's got my email address too.

by See You Next Tuesday February 24, 2010