An arguement over a completely non-debatable topic based upon who can come up with the greatestdis or word usage.
Guy 1: Man, macs suck.
Guy 2: No, Apples rule the world!
Guy 1: Apples bite their own ass
Guy 2: PCs make you punch the monitor
Guy 1: Macs beg you to throw them out the window
Guy 3: Stop this bestalique war
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.