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Bridging the Gap

The act of producing a turd of sufficient dimension to contact both sides of a toilet bowl simultaneously; with or without making contact with toilet water.
''I took the biggest crap of me life this morning. I even bridged the gap with one of those bad boys. Nothing fills a man with pride quite like bridging the gap!''
by The-gap-bridger April 9, 2012
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Bridging

To have gained a rapport with a person of the desired sex only to have it quashed by saying something that is ridiculous or overly 'nerdy' you kill the conversation.

Origins of this terminology date back to an occurrence on a New Zealand Contiki tourist bus in which a man was talking to a woman in a way some would call light flirting. All was going well until he started going on some tangent about how the Auckland bridge's original designs had etc etc. Hence killing the conversation. It is from here we take our term Bridging.
Person A: How's John going tonight?
Person B: He's been bridging all night.

Please Note: this term may be altered slightly to fit more grammatically into sentences.

Eg. 1)He's such a bridger

2)I just bridged out so bad
by Casp3r February 27, 2011
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Bridgeton

The most boring city in north carolina thats so small, its like, microscopic
hey, want to go ride around bridgeton?" "Naw, man that place is so boring.
by MisterCoccounutHead April 10, 2011
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Ackley-Bridging

the act of segregating muslims from non-muslim people
Three Muslim boys walked past us. "Oi, odds on we all knock these kids out?" "No mate, that's Ackley-Bridging
by inshallahhehehesiuuu September 13, 2021
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Brisketing

verb. To Brisket.

The act of slathering a member in BBQ sauce then letting it marinade in one's anus before devouring the delicous combination of BBQ and fecal matter.
Ken loves to brisket.

End and Nutty are brisketing tonight.
by Brisket Benji November 9, 2017
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bridging the gap

When a males penis, or foreign object goes from one cavity (vagina) to another one (Anus).
A male and a female having vaginal intercourse. The male then "Bridges the gap" (Bridging the gap) having his penis enter her anus. The result is usually death for the female.
by Paul Brando August 3, 2006
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Bridging the Gap

Lying your penis across someone's buttocks (NOT down the crack), and rubbing it against them.
Me - ever done your bitch in the ass?

You - nah, she won't let me. Closest I get is bridging the gap.
by Natrilix December 10, 2010
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