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by LeafsGlazer August 14, 2023
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Person 1:Dude i finally got a Epagnuel Breton.
Person 2:Dude im so jealous you have to let me go hunting with you.
Person 2:Dude im so jealous you have to let me go hunting with you.
by itz_mak October 25, 2011
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A cute, gassy man. attracts many girls. known for his sense of humor and charm. Intelligent but sometimes doesn't use it. Normally very horny but will wait patiently if he loves you. Can eat you out of house and home if you let him.
by Plussizelizzy May 6, 2010
Get the brenton mug.Bretton is a calm, sensible guy. He is kind, but can really put up a fight. He is larger than most boys in both strength and weight (fat). He is not shy, and doesn’t mind people laughing about his weight at pools or while in gym class. Bretton is the funny one in his group of friends, and likes inviting people over to his house to play video games, and eat pizza. He is good at most school activities, such as math and english, but struggles with science. Bretton wears 100% polyester shirts (very thin and tight), so he can show his is comfortable with his weight and doesn’t care what you have to say about it.
Brettons Friend: Bretton is a nice dude. Once you get to know him, you will forget about his weight and like him, too.
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Passerby 1: Look at Bretton, over there. I know he’s a nice guy and all, but he’s a little fat.
Passerby 2: Yea, that tight polyester doesn’t look good on him.
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Bretton walks over to the new kid.
Bretton: Hey, nice to meet you! Welcome to our school. Want a tour?
New kid: I think I can find the way the schools food supply myself, fatty.
Bretton: Go right ahead. :P
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Passerby 1: Look at Bretton, over there. I know he’s a nice guy and all, but he’s a little fat.
Passerby 2: Yea, that tight polyester doesn’t look good on him.
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Bretton walks over to the new kid.
Bretton: Hey, nice to meet you! Welcome to our school. Want a tour?
New kid: I think I can find the way the schools food supply myself, fatty.
Bretton: Go right ahead. :P
by JoeDoe* February 17, 2019
Get the Bretton mug.The act of pressing your lips, lovingly, tightly against another persons anus before blowing air inside. The love air is then passed back and inhaled for the lovers enjoyment. - "The Brenton"
The Brenton is often complimented with "The reach around" but should never be mistaken for "the rusty trombone".
The Brenton is often complimented with "The reach around" but should never be mistaken for "the rusty trombone".
by Mother_Hugger January 30, 2018
Get the The Brenton mug.Brenton is an very unintelligent cowboy 🐄
by Urbaw January 17, 2018
Get the Brenton mug.Weedy to look at but packs a punch. generally drives a brent mobil. fuck with him and he will freeze you up and down like an icicle. dont be fooled, easily gains trust and adoration of ladies and men alike. also known as the white devil in slavic countries. listens to dallas green. passes time by killing cats.
by rebeleight88 June 17, 2010
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