Brenteldorf

A Brenteldorf is a human creature incapable of being social with people outside of the internet. Brenteldorfs are most likely to own blogs, facebook pages and youtube channels.
Normally a Brenteldorf whom owns something has an audience of 7000-8000 likers/followers.

Brenteldorfs normally moan about having no friends in real life, or anyone who understands them in real life.
They normally have some sort of pet (e.g: Cat, dog, bird) that they always talk about to their likers/followers.

Brenteldorfs normally are fame whores by saying shit like

"I have no friends #Foreveralone" or saying shit like "No one wants me but I don't care I got pugs" To get likers to say shit like "I would marry you bbyboi"
Brenteldorfs can be quite snobby towards their fans after they have created a large fanbase.

Person A: Trent has become a Brenteldorf.
Person B: What's that?
Person A: He has created a facebook page and has got quite a few likers, and he never seems to come outside anymore.
Person B: Yeah I have noticed him posting alot of pictures about him and his Pug and his cats.

by butters stotch August 20, 2012

Double-Breasted Mattress Thrasher

A derogatory term used to describe a woman that you would like to have sex with.

Hey, Darren, there is a rare bird (Darren turns to look). There a Double-Breasted Mattress Thrasher.

by Kneeneye November 6, 2011

breastectomy

This is what the average teenage girl calls a mastectomy

My grandma just had a double breastectomy--she got her boobs chopped off!

by lidocaine February 4, 2010

beanteaser

A man that is attractive or unattainable, and uses that advantage to lead women on, to the point where some will flick their bean after he leaves.

John is talking to 3 women, but he isn't going to get with any of them, that's why he is such a beanteaser.

by Joe Fixit January 3, 2011

Breasted Boobily down the Stairs

"She Breasted Boobily down the Stairs" is a joking phrase used to mock how reddit incels on r/badwomensanatomy describe women, especially their bosom. When a woman has large breasts, virgin male incel writers tend to describe them very poorly - and so, this phrase was born to mock the people who treat women like objects based on their chest size.

A: As she descended the staircase, her breasts swished from side to side with each step she took, like a boat rocking in the waves-
B: So she breasted boobily down the stairs. Got it.

by StarryQET May 30, 2023

Big breasted woman

Someone that has huge breasts and typically has blond hair. Tends to smell bad and eat a lot of cheese. Complains a lot when her alcoholic drink is made with lime juice. Tends to look younger than age.

Oh man look at that big breasted woman!

by Meow684 December 25, 2021

large breasted

anything over a C-cup

Marty picked up a large breasted c*ck-sucker during his bird hunt.

by Junior January 5, 2004