by lidocaine February 04, 2010
A moleculite is something that your body needs to survive. You need to replace lost moleculites after strenous activity, often by drinking sports drinks. Most people call them electrolytes.
by lidocaine February 04, 2010
A handheld optical device that is used to make objects appear bigger than they really are, or to enhance detail. They are the next step after bifocals. It is like a magnifying glass...oh wait, it IS a magnifying glass.
I couldn't read the microscopic instructions on the side of the anti-wrinkle cream, even with my glasses. I finally went and got the bigger-ma-jigger and VOILA!!!!, like magic, I could see that I wasn't winning the fight against old age.
by lidocaine February 21, 2010