rubber banding the moment

When a bunch of people are done joking on a subject, and one person tries to get in that last joke.

yeah,yeah, i remembered when he wore high waters! Dude the joke was over 2 minutes ago you're rubber banding the moment

by juco September 2, 2009

Blanding

A combination of branding and bland. Used to indicate corporate homogenization. Can also apply to corporate interference in the arts, as in the case of Starbucks forming a music label.

"This street used to be full of interesting shops but now it's only Burger Kings and Walmarts."

"Yeah fuck blanding"

by Julyjuly April 12, 2007

Bradding

The act of driving from one destination to another hitting only green lights along the way

Person 1: We just finished bradding

Person 2: WOW! No wonder you got here so fast

by itsonlyarcher May 19, 2020

branding

A marketing goal and methodology which involves elevating hype over substance; of imparting great value to the name whether or not the thing so named is worth anything at all.

Coca-Cola and Pepsi are successful examples of branding, even though the value of soft drinks and preferring one over the other is debateable.

by Songspirit May 1, 2006

brandong

a common typo for the name "brandon". although it refers to a specific person, the term "brandong" may be used to describe any conceited fat son of a bitch that pretends they're good at everything when in actuality, they suck.

example 1:
person 1: SHUT THE FUCK UP OR I'LL SHOOT YOU WITH MY PAINTBALL GUN.
person 2: (to person 3) ..wow, he's being such a brandong.
person 3: indeed.

example 2:
"That brandong can suck my dick cause i can beat him with my eyes closed."

by 2 buds December 24, 2007

branding

Any marketing idea that involves large amounts of money and no measurable returns.

Eric is a master of branding.

by Alligatorman September 26, 2005

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by not josh ok bye October 29, 2019