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Bradding 

-A verb
-The action of always having beautiful women sleeping in your bed, without intercourse.
My room mate has been bradding since we got here.
Bradding by The other room mate June 12, 2016
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bradding 

The act (or even art, some would say) of chatjacking a status update or post on any social networking site. The chatjacking can be any conversation (intelligent or otherwise) or even just spam. Bradding results in very pissed off people who find their inboxes full of meaningless updates that need to be deleted.
Bradding is a form of trolling.

Dammit! I leave Facebook alone for two days and I come back to find my status bradded!
bradding by Mainerd August 20, 2010

Bradding 

attacking someone for not performing any work, slacking off
Please stop bradding me this early in the morning!
Bradding by cmdneo April 19, 2024

bradding it 

from the legendary character Brad Goss, a certified drunky and stoner supreme.

def: to consume or ingest various intoxicants on a night predetermined to be a school night, or a night before some type of responsibility.
"What are you up to tonight?"
"I've got some Rossi and a blunt, you know, bradding it."
"Kick ass man."
bradding it by Dallenbear December 14, 2008

Bradding Out 

when one get's so frustrated that they either hit things or throw things while yelling or screaming.
Kal, no Bradding out! We do not throw our toys when we get mad!
Bradding Out by doridet August 4, 2021

Human Branding

A term used for degrading a victim in torture. This can be done by forced nudity and humiliation. Human Branding is a more exciting way unless you're used to burning people, that is.

Human Branding is quite self-explanatory. You grab an iron brand, heat it up, and stick it on the person wherever you please. Rapists and Paedophiles should have it placed on both testicles and face. That's after carefully slicing the tip of the penis "to put such predators out of use before being released onto our streets" and to assist the prey identify the predator.

Think of it like giving an extremely painful tattoo to them. It does cause a good amount of pain, after all nobody likes having burning hot metal pressed onto their skin, or in the Rapist and Paedophiles eyes "Ball-sacks".

Because of how livestock are branded, human branding can be seen as a way of showing the victim's reduction in the status of their life. It's almost as if they are property now.
Judge: "For your despicable and hospitable acts I sentence you to life with Human Branding"
Human Branding by CannabisKings January 17, 2020
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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