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well educated professional, who makes stupid, illogical decisions in the workplace. Often decisions that are unproductive or cause themselves to look foolish.
We dont know where any of the project files are because the braintard the company hired fired all the project managers as part of his cost cutting scheme.
Braintard by Fabulous Bitch July 29, 2007
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Combination of "British" and "Bastard" or "Retard", usually used to express negative feelings towards a british person.
"That Britard just offended me! Look how drunk he is!"
-"I know, they're so rude!"

Bratarded 

When one is extremely deficient at removing the female article of clothing, the bra.
-"Oh my god, Aaron, it's been 4 minutes! I'll do it, you're so bratarded"

-"I don't think he's gotten much action. He was completely bratarded yesterday"
Bratarded by djgringo June 16, 2010
A nation that invented Football for the Brazilians, Cricket for the Aussies, Rugby for the Kiwis and Robbie Williams for the Gays
Hears to you Britain, shining ginger-headed pimple of the Atlantic
britain by a-nony-mouse September 21, 2005
Britain is a Sovereign state made up of Wales, Scotland and England. The superpower of the 19th century, Britain is still the fifth largest economy and owns (arguably) the 3rd most powerful armed force. Britain is home to almost 60 million people, 1/5th the size of the USA), or about the same as France and Italy.

Very small for it's population, Britain is one of the densest populated western nations. As the United Kingdom (including Northern Ireland), it is a member of the European Union.

Domestic problems in Northern Ireland have meant that Britain has had to deal with terrorism more frequently than most of its European counterparts. This issue has become less of a problem in the last 5 years, since the Northern Ireland assembly was set up and the IRA declared an indefinite cease-fire.

Once in possession of a number of Colonies, Britain now only holds a few smaller island colonies around the world.

Britain closest ally is still the USA, which it has held a special relationship with since the early 20th century.
Britain is mostly further north than Moscow, though it rarely snows!
britain by yak_dung January 14, 2004

Britaquette 

To refill one's Brita water filter after drinking out of it.
Sure Billy, you can have a refreshing glass of ice cold water, but please exercise good britaquette after you're finished.
Britaquette by Trapper John MD July 20, 2012