Borkness

The dankest doge in the universe often became so cool that a new word had to be invented to describe his actions

Gabe the doge is an symbol of absolute borkness

by Name Nomad February 1, 2017

borkinest

When a dog continuously yaps, but in a heartwarming way

That's the borkinest doggo right there, I love him

by awv0713 May 14, 2018

Bookieasavage

A little boy, physically and mentally, who clings on to the uncles around him as if they are his father, a boy that would fuck anything he sees just to feel loved because his parents abanded his negative ass when he was a small boy because his mother knew they should have swallowed Him, he’s never won a fight in his life and gets his ass beat every day, but nothing will stop him because he is little, and has a toxic personality of a boy with little man syndrome. That also comes with the smallest dick you can imagine. His name in real life is Aaron

Bookieasavage is toxic af, he must be an Aaron.

by SuburbanMalt June 9, 2020

boobiesss

women's magnificent boobs aka tittiessssss aka breasts aka jugs aka milk holders

her boobiesss were absolutely HUGE. i just wanted to lick them.

by boobie_lover_dick_lovercummmm April 3, 2021

Bookies

The Bookies is a small betting location in England, most common places like William Hill and Ladbrokes with Fruit Machines and football bets.

Average Joe: Where the fook are yu goin' now?
Chav: The Bookies, where'd yu fink?

by SpeckyTwat123 July 23, 2021

Brokeness Crisis

noun
A state of financial despair where lack of money triggers bizarre decisions, unexplained confidence, and reckless behavior. Symptoms include pretending you’re “not hungry,” walking 45 minutes to save bus fare, and suddenly considering things you swore you’d never do.

“I almost texted my ex for food money—that’s when I realized I was deep in a Brokeness Crisis.”

by Black_kermit January 29, 2026

bookies

n. People who bet that absorbing information from written texts will improve their lives somehow.

………………………………

My school has closed their library. The principal is gambling that the growing reliance on artificial intelligence will obviate our society’s obsequious obsession with bookies.
So, you object?
Obviously.

by gnostic3 December 18, 2025