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the bookies is the betting shop.
"you gawn doon the bookies morra?"
bookies by chrissyjock February 27, 2019

Bookies

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The Bookies is a small betting location in England, most common places like William Hill and Ladbrokes with Fruit Machines] and football bets.
Average Joe: Where the fook are yu goin' now?
Chav: The Bookies, where'd yu fink?
Bookies by SpeckyTwat123 July 23, 2021

bookies

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n. People who bet that absorbing information from written texts will improve their lives somehow.

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My school has closed their library. The principal is gambling that the growing reliance on artificial intelligence will obviate our society’s obsequious obsession with bookies.
So, you object?
Obviously.
bookies by gnostic3 December 18, 2025

bookies day out 

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When bookies have a lot of the roughie/longshots/horses with high odds come in. Thus bookies winning large amounts on any given race day.
Was certainly a bookies day out , every favorite I bet on wasn't even in the money.
bookies day out by Seditious11 April 18, 2018

Bookies pencil 

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I caught a glimpse of Dave's cock in the changing room at work ..... fuckin thing looks like a bookies pencil. I've seen more girth on a maccy d's straw. When he fucks his missus it must be like throwing a chip up dartford tunnel.

Bocolate bip bookies 

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Chocolate chip cookies for blood who hate to use the letter or the sound of C
Blood even made me say bocolate bip bookies, he so blooded out!!
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