bonerope

god knows what the hell it is

ok, put your hand under your knee
and press up can you feel that thing

wtf is that is it a bone?
it feels like a rope though

its obviously your bonerope

by Jordanrayner January 28, 2008

bonerhoe

the last name of a huge hoe who lives in park ridge. is loved by a slut who lives in riverside. amazing!

austen bonerhoe the hoe of the century.

by Monica45454545 June 20, 2008

Bothersomeing

1. some thing or action that bothers or is intended to iritate someone else

2. little sisters

3. picking food out of ones teeth with his or her finger because it is completely gross, although sometimes necessary. Just avoid this one at all costs.

1. Bothersomeings are so annoying; just like yourself, Margot.

by Tiger Paw: rchrw August 17, 2008

bonerbomb

when a guy sends his friend a picture of a really hot girl online.

Dude that picture you sent me of that girl was such a bonerbomb! I didn't know what hit me!

by Muzzbo January 20, 2011

bowersoxed

-the act of being a hippie pot head, tree hugging.

-to wake up with a soar asshole and a hangover

Guy 1: dude my head is fucking killing me
Guy2: does your ass hurt too?
Guy1: yea! Howd u know.
Guy2: u got bowersoxed, the same shit happened to me after seeing the gay pride parade

by rip-me-a-new-one October 23, 2009

Bonerometrics

The science and study of measuring penis size.

“The other day when I measured, it was a whole half inch longer! We may never truly understand the inner workings of bonerometrics…”

by chocknockler69 February 14, 2023

BonerTame

n. adj: time specifically designated during one's day to address an erection through a method which will either calm or subside the erection.

The time is regularly scheduled, but methods of domesticating the erection may vary.

"Boner" represents the erection, while "Tame" is a play on the word "Time" and the concept of ejaculation, hence "BonerTame."

Laura said "Hey Dave, it's four o'clock you know what that means?!"
Dave replies, "Of course, it's BonerTame!" or

Situation: John is watching pornographic videos and his room-mate walks in the room. John exclaims "Dude, why are you in this room... you know 5:00 p.m is my BonerTame!"

by Lebanese-a-licious April 13, 2009