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Bonerjam

A girl who makes your dick so hard, you could easily use your erection to play Eruption by Van Halen.
And that's mighty hard.
Guy: That girl is such a total bonerjam, when I jerk it to her, David Lee Roth should be present for vocals.
by Broseph Mengele December 18, 2009
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Bonerjam

A rough situation that there is no easy solution for.
A- Someone broke into my gym locker and stole all of my clean socks.
B- Bonerjam, dude.
by Kate Learson October 23, 2007
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bonerjam

bonerjam is a party you have the day before canada day .... you have to make t-shirts for it go camping drink alot of alcoholic beverages .... one person has to puke before the night is over...but they dont have to puke from too much alcohol just puke in general and they have to have eaten ketchup chips , hotdogs and marshmellows so it looks liek raw meat when it comes out .... you also have barge in on someone else's site while they are partying also and tell them you just graduated and introduce everyone and talk to them .... at somepoint in the night someone (a guy) has to take a shit in the girls bathroom and while someones shitting someone else has to steal a canadian flag from someones lawn ... if there are no flags around then someone should just piss on a fire
bonerjam was bonerific ! ..... just hangout all night drink alcohol and have fun
by dan_33 July 4, 2006
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Bonerface

N. A name for someone who has an attractive face, but has an unattractive body.
Father - If you want to get a girl, make sure she is neither a butterface, nor bonerface.
by Dreestith April 23, 2011
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bonerjam

the jam like substance that comes out of a dudes boner
Pamela: uhh, you got bonerjam all over my face.

Borat: oh, I so sorry... NOT!
by stinky ronlald April 27, 2010
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Bonertime

When everything is in it’s right place.

A amazing moment.
Dude, that sunset was Bonertime!
by Weird Al Dane August 29, 2020
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bonerjambecca

a very cool hardcore rocker!! and hates fake bitches!!! :and if your shady prepared to get shot!!! :
person 1:im shady
bonerjamBECCA:**BANG BANG** your dead
by bonerjamBECCA! May 30, 2008
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