Bollinger

To invite-and-insult your guest. To go Bollinger or pull a Bollinger is to do what Columbia President Lee Bollinger did when introducing Iranian President Ahmedinejad. Bollinger shed any trace scholarly integrity and went on an emotional tirade, denouncing the democratically elected Ahmedinejad as a "petty and cruel dictator."

With all due respect, Mr. President, I can handle my own introduction if you plan to go Bollinger on me.

by El Oaxuco October 10, 2007

bollingering

From malingering -- to evade duty or work by pretending to be incapacitated -- it means to drink so much champagne (Bollinger) at lunch that you are actually incapacitated for the rest of the day.

The company's cracking down on Bollingering since so many people are taking 3-hour lunch breaks.

by mizkitteh June 2, 2009

Bolled

Past tense of the verb, to Bol.

1. A complete misunderstanding of fact, or a joke, leading to confusion and embarrassment when the topic is mentioned in conversation. This is also relevant to grammatical errors in text. Obfuscation amongst peers arises as a result.

That was bolled to bits.

by Vesiculosus November 3, 2014

Bollitch

When men’s Bollocks are itching. I say I have a Bollitch.

I have a Bollitch ,I need to scratch my Bollocks,

by lord potshot June 16, 2019

Bollingbrooks

Testicles. Can be used anywhere you'd use bollocks if you want to sound vaguely Elizabethan.

Will, thou don't half talk a load of old bollingbrooks.

by Muddy Funster December 10, 2020

Bollieguard

He helps people In need he is big and strong

Who saved that dude?

That's just bollieguard

by Mr_darq May 16, 2022

cunty bollix

IRISH:
A greeting embellishment (friendly)
A derogatory description of a person

Greeting: Hey cunty bollix, come over here
Derogatory description: Watch yourself cunty bollix

by tivomann October 16, 2005