BLOINKISS

/bloiNGk-kis/
Verb.
When you try to kiss someone but you blink and miss.

Timmy waited all night to kiss Bianca a the prom, but when he finally went in for a smooch, he bloinkissed and sprained his knee, costing him his tennis scholarship, leading him down a dark road, paved with self-loathing and addiction. Years later when his wife finally left him, because she just couldn't take it any more, he lacked the ability to hase afer her because his knee had never fully healed from the bloinkiss.

by BOBTHEPOTATOFROG November 21, 2017

Binkis

Another way to say the smallest finger on your hand. Saying pinky is lame as fuck

Dude no way did you let her shove her binkis up your ass last night

by SuckMyAssKaysie September 23, 2019

borinki

n. A term used in Hawai'i to describe people of Puerto Rican descent.

Is his grandma Filipino or something?

Nah, she from San Juan, she one borinki.

by dboogz June 10, 2011

blinkidiot

blinkidiot is nobody important

"blinkidiot is nobody important"

by blinkidiot November 20, 2004

brinking

Derived from the root words "butt" and "drink". Meaning to consume alcohol through the anus.

"Bro, pull down your pants, get the funnel, and let's do some serious brinking!"

by candybrofartsniff October 17, 2009

boinking

Screwing, fucking, having sex

Stop boinking my boyfriend

by Secret October 5, 2004

boink swatter

the male sex organ .....
also known as the dude piston or penis

stick the boink swatter in the ham wallet

by $$$ zack Wynn#11 November 10, 2005