Blum Trummer

A type of quite explosive fart that, instead of being released slowly, is forced out in one quick and almighty grunt. A real pet-scarer.

That was a serious Blum Trummer. It woke up the dog.

by rob o'cop April 30, 2019

blum job

when a male is receiving filatio and at the climax of the session, the male ejaculates a bloody, spermy icing like mixture in the female's mouth.

Person #1: Did you hear why Vanessa broke up with Allen?

Person #2: Ya i heard he gave her a blum job

by Mike Hunt S. Harry September 26, 2009

Blum-flunger

1. something stupid, retarded, aggravating, or annoying to a person, can be a person or a thing.
2. A non-profane way of saying butt fucker, an offensive term for a gay male.

1. " My computer is such a blum-flunger, it keeps locking up on me."
2. "Chet is blum-flunger, he likes guys."

by Beadybutt May 30, 2006

sugar blum

squeezing the scrotum while inserting your finger in somebodys rectum. also referred to as the bulbar cavernosus reflux for spinal trauma

After a hard at work, all wanter was a little sugar blum, from the secretary

by mac dd September 13, 2007

Blum burg

likes to fuck mothers

1 : my mom got raped last night

2: What a Blum Burg!

by heeeuuuus March 29, 2010

blummed

The act of hurdling and leaving ball and or ass residue on the helmet or head of an opposing player in the NFL or bedroom

I just blummed on that players face

OR

I just blummed on Jeff's face

by blummer2900 February 18, 2014

Blum Balls

Bluman balls; a severe case of blue balls; comes to only one individual by the name of Mackenzie Bluman

Fuck guys! The girls all said I was too hairy. I have Blum Balls now!

by FwenOlaherty September 3, 2019