Bletch

As a child in Cheshire England before the second world war, "BLETCH" was the black grease one got on ones hands after replacing the chain on a bicycle

Mum, I've got Bletch all over my hands, can I have a rag to wipe it off?

by Wattsupdoc August 4, 2009

Bloated Moons

Big round Breasts accompanied by intense cleavage and large ariolas that blend in with the breasts itself and almost no nipple tip

Fred: omg!
Steve: what?
Fred: bloated moons
Steve: where?
Fred and Steve: daaaaammn!

by Prick100 July 26, 2014

Blogtard

Blogtard is a person who loves blogging.

Mary loves blogging, and she is a happy blogtard

by frkphl September 29, 2011

Blettuce

The tiny, wayword piece of lettuce that finds it's way into a bean burrito from Taco Bell, thus ruining an already difficult situation.

"How's your food, yo?"

"It was fine until I got a bite with blettuce!"

"Oh, that's turrible!"

by Dr. Strangefinger June 11, 2013

Butt Bloat

A butt bloat is a goof. A person who is defined as a butt bloat is a loser. They suck at everything. So next time you see a person that is not a swanky coug (look it up) tell them that they’re a butt bloat and to make me a sandwich

Courtney: Man, that guy is such a butt bloat
Brooke: I know right!
Courtney: Gawd, I could go for a sandwich right now.
Brooke: I KNOW RIGHT?!?!

by ColbyBrockandRadicalRowleyFan December 5, 2019

Murder She Bloat

A woman's period. Murder meaning: sever mood swings, irrational thinking, and random bickering. Bloat meaning: a literal widening of the waist and stomach regions.

Guy 1: Bro, why were your girlfriend's jeans unbuttoned and what was with her attitude?

Guy 2: Murder she bloat.

Guy 1: Oh, sorry.

by simplekindofman June 20, 2010

bleether

another word for blunt, joint, etc

"Yo my nigga, roll up a bleether!"

by Eiht Bizzle May 6, 2009