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bitchmonk

Short for bitchmonkey. More often used in a religious context as a satire on the clergy's policy of excluding women.
That priest I met in Africa was such a fracking bitchmonk~!
by Lord President Benjamin August 15, 2006
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Bitchoid

To become someone's bitch due to losing a bet or a game.
Boy #1- Oh your my bitch
Boy #2- No your my bitch
Boy #3- Ok then settle it in a bitchoid paper football game.
Boy 1&2- Alright
by Bitchoyd the i makes a y sound February 5, 2009
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bitchload

1.there was a bitchload of people at mikes party
2.there where a bitchload of boxes in the warehouse
by xrayzsemipro March 14, 2013
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Bitchpolar

This term applies mainly to females who at any given moment can morph from a kind, caring individual into a cold hearted, stone cold bitch for no apparent reason.

Note: This can last for any given period of time before said Female reverts back to being a princess.
Man, i thought we were going to netflix and chill tonight, obvioustly not. She must be bitchpolar or somthing

She was fine 5 minutes ago, must be bitchpolar
by MXWALD January 7, 2016
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Urban Bitchionary

n. - a girl who passive-aggressively submits something on Urban Dictionary that talks shit about someone in hopes they will somehow see it and understand
Girl: Look at my new Urban Dictionary post! "Yearbook editor: A stupid floozy slut who punches babies and eats Bibles for breakfast and steals boyfriends because she's a stupid bitch and has a mole on her nipple."

Boy: Hey now, don't be such an Urban Bitchionary. The yearbook editor is really sweet, and you're just mad she put that picture of you pooping in a cup in the yearbook.
by Flamingrecorders July 24, 2012
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bitchhandles

The fat around the midriff of an obnoxious or intolerable girl. Essentially, lovehandles on a girl no one could possibly love.
"Damn, she's not only an ice queen, she's got double-fistable bitchhandles."
by benjjj May 9, 2005
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Bitchpad

noun; derived from the noun 'scratchpad' and the verb 'bitch'.

"Bitchpad" is a name given to any website which has a user contributed element to its content, but in which the 'bitching' has reached saturation point and overwhelms the original focus of the site.

For any user-input based site, there is a danger that its users will start to use it as a free public forum for their own gripes and dislikes. Instead of contributing to the site as intended (eg. defining slang terms), they decide to start slagging off anyone or anything they feel like just because they can. Bloated with useless content, the site becomes a bitchpad, populated by people who don't have much to say, so they say it anyway.

Typically, content which classifies a site as a bitchpad can be called pointlessly negative; excessive flaming and complaining are common, but the key element is the presence of unprovoked attacks which are based on personal preference and totally lack any balance or rationality. These attacks are usually directed towards celebrities or bands, but frequently towards other users who do not share the same viewpoint as the bitcher on any given subject.

Spam is NOT a contributing factor. A bitchpad is characterised by conscious acts of wilful pointlessness.

In essence, a bitchpad is a site which has been unfairly taken advantage of; a website which innocently bent over to tie its shoelace but was gang raped in the process.

According to the eminent esociologist Rumgolio Fogg, for any site based on user contributions, the time taken (t) for said site to reach bitchpad status is directly proportional to the users' accountability (a) for their contributions and the difficultly (d) with which contributions can be made. This is known as Fogg's Law, and can be simplified thus: t = ad
"Urban Dictionary used to be informative and interesting, but now it's just a bitchpad"
by foth September 16, 2008
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