Bitcoin 

Why am I getting emails from PayPal about bitcoin? That's gotta be a scam, right?

Hym "I don't even have paypal installed on my phone and you better fucking believe I wouldn't buy any fucking bitcoin. That better be a scam. I better not be getting identity thefted... This is some bullshit. A bill for 432.08!? For what!? That's gotta be a scam. They want me to click on the pdf and that's going to install some malware and then before you know it they're going to be selling pictures of my tits on the interwebs... On sale now! $7.99 a pop... Plus shipping and handling... Stainless steel picture frame included with every purchase... Buy 2 and get a free jar of my bath-water..."

Bitcoin by Hym Iam August 22, 2024

bitcoin 

online money that people are for some reason so crazy to give their whole life savings to, just for it to fall for 2 cents and for them to lose it all

(not affiliated with urban dictionary. this isn't a coin made or maintained by them)

"OH MY GOD I JUST LOST 48 CENTS FROM BITCOIN!!!"
-some crazy investor, 2025, colorized

bitcoin by boeing747800 April 15, 2025

bitcoin

Bitcoin is virtual currency created in 2008 by an anonymous person or persons known as Satoshi Nakamoto and is slated to replace the Dollar as the global reserve currency due to its decentralized nature, and limited supply.

No bank can freeze your Bitcoin. No government can seize your Bitcoin. No thief can steal your Bitcoin. You control your private keys, and no one can take your Bitcoin away from you.

Billionaires and nation states have invested in Bitcoin as a store of value that will preserve their wealth. The motto in Bitcoin is HODL, invest, and "hold on for dear life". Never sell, ever.

There will never be more than 21 million Bitcoins circulating in the world, by design. Bitcoin slowly decreases in available supply until all 21 million bitcoins have been minted.

Bitcoin sticks it to the man.

Bitcoin is the Internet of money.

Bitcoin is Gold 2.0.

Bitcoin started at $0 per Bitcoin in 2008. Bitcoin hit an all time high in 2025 when one Bitcoin was worth over $126,000.

Bitcoin value is estimated (by some) to reach $1 million dollars per Bitcoin, one day.

Bitcoin has created a new generation of millionaires and billionaires.

Bitcoin is like the invention of the wheel, or the Internet.

Bitcoin can make you rich, or not.

Acquire at least 1 Bitcoin, and your great great grandkids will thank you.

I bought Bitcoin back in 2017, and in 2022 I cashed some in to buy my house, paid in full, in Bitcoin. #thanksbitcoin

"Everyone is talking about bitcoin now." - Yo Mamma

"Bitcoin is the new money." - Yo Granmamma

"Bitcoin made me rich." - A former poor guy

"Bitcoin is a swarm of cyber hornets serving the goddess of wisdom, feeding on the fire of truth, exponentially growing ever smarter, faster, and stronger behind a wall of encrypted energy." - Michael J. Saylor

"If you like gold, there are many reasons you should like Bitcoin." - Cameron Winklevoss

"We must continue to educate the masses and encourage savings in Bitcoin to truly drain the kleptocratic swamp ruling our financial system." - Max Keiser

"We eat, sleep, breathe bitcoin." - Tyler Winklevoss

bitcoin by LouSkywalker December 27, 2025

bitcoín 

french bitcoin

J'achète un croissant avec Bitcoín.

(I buy a croissant with bitcoín.)

bitcoín by CROISSANTSDID911 March 12, 2018

bitcoin boomer

a bitcoin "enthusiast" that is easily triggered by the mention (or mere existence) of any alternative crypto coins, because they see these as competition and a threat to bitcoin. They are unwilling to accept the fact that other coins can exist, and perceive their existence as an insult because bitcoin was the first (and what they consider the only) cryptocurrency and that all others are copycats, "scams" or otherwise "shit". They claim bitcoin was the best financial instrument invented in the last 1000 years, while also claiming that nothing better could ever possibly come along in the future.

They are called "boomers" not because of their age, but instead because of their holier-than-thou attitude towards others, and their belief that they've been part of the crypto currency scene long enough to declare themselves an authority on all things finance (even if a latecomer to bitcoin). They are also sometimes referred to as a Bitcoin Maximalist and/or Bitcoin Cultist.

Pete: "There's bitcoin, and then there's shitcoin."
Jane: "OK, bitcoin boomer."

bitcoin boomer by AL Katraz July 16, 2021

Bitcoin Pusher 

someone that aggressively promotes Bitcoin and other unregulated digital financial instruments on Twitter and other social media platforms. Bitcoin Pushers usually start promoting the financial instrument once it has gain popularity due to its value being pumped, rather than early on based on the actual legitimacy, sustainability or usefulness of said financial instruments. While anyone can be considered a 'Bitcoin Pusher', it is usually used to refer to internet celebrities that are not primarily associated with finance.

All the Bitcoin Pushers really came out of the woodwork once its value got pumped up!

Elon Musk is a real Bitcoin Pusher!

Bitcoin Pusher by JuliusCesarus June 27, 2021

Bitcoin Cultist 

a bitcoin "enthusiast" that worships bitcoin and believes it is the only valid cryptocurrency (considers all other coins as "shitcoins"); their entire self-worth is defined entirely around bitcoin and its movement. Easily incensed at the mere existence of any other cryptocurrencies, and attacks anyone whom they perceive may have said anything even remotely negative about bitcoin.

Can be easily identified by the toxic nature they bring to any cryptocurrency discussion (especially when uninvited), and adherence to cult-like rituals, like having avatar and profile pictures with 'satanic eyes', and calling whom they consider 'bitcoin non-believers' as being "rekt". Bitcoin Cultists also live under the belief that soon the entire financial system will suddenly collapse all at once, and that they'll magically be the only ones left standing, without being able to actually articulate exactly how this will all happen.

"Mary is a bitcoin proponent, but Pete is just an outright bitcoin cultist!"

Bitcoin Cultist by JuliusCesarus June 29, 2021