bitcoin

online money that people are for some reason so crazy to give their whole life savings to, just for it to fall for 2 cents and for them to lose it all

(not affiliated with urban dictionary. this isn't a coin made or maintained by them)

"OH MY GOD I JUST LOST 48 CENTS FROM BITCOIN!!!"
-some crazy investor, 2025, colorized

by boeing747800 April 15, 2025

the IRS

The IRS, also known as the Involuntary Robbery System, is a government corporation that makes you calculate your own taxes, pay half your income as taxes, and even if you get a tiny little inaccuracy in that calculation, you go bye bye to jail for "tax fraud"

"yo steve, he got sent to jail by the IRS for getting his calculation wrong by 4 cents, ya heard?"

by boeing747800 April 15, 2025

bow

tool that uses an elastic band-like thing to charge and shoot arrows at whatever the fuck you want

P.S. arrows are deadly. please don't fire them at people. or do. i don't care.

"OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW I GOT HIT BY AN ARROW FROM THAT ARCHER GUY WITH A BOW!!!"
-some ancient guy

by boeing747800 April 15, 2025

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by boeing747800 April 16, 2025

kerbal

little green dudes from kerbal space program that you, the player play as.

oh my god my kerbal died because i crashed the rocket -ksp player

by boeing747800 September 6, 2025

Mars

that red planet half the size of our planet with the funny little wheeled robots (mars rovers) on it and the little pebbles we call phobos and deimos in its orbit

"hey bro ya wanna go to mars?"

-dave

by boeing747800 April 15, 2025