Badongle

a funny ass name for a small penis

It did matter how much that dude moved the motion of his ocean, that badongle will never do the trick.

by Studly-Dudley January 24, 2011

befondled

To be surprisingly fondled in the genital area or region.

I gave that fat girl a hug and she befondled me

by Hooligan DZ November 9, 2013

bongledong

a type of dick that is both plump, and bouncy.

oh god, your bongledong is so hard...
i know, right?
what?
what?

by bongledong December 5, 2021

Bedoggled

When you need to get up but can't because a dog or dogs are on you and you are comfy and they are comfy but you do actually need to get up.

Can't come out , i'm bedoggled

I'm bedoggled, you answer the phone

Get me a coffee, i'm bedoggled and can't stand up

by SaZadoglegends June 9, 2019

bedanglers

empty tube like breasts

hey, quit steppin' on my bedanglers

by annon September 12, 2003

bedoggled

a synonym to confused, but since it is a nonsence word like sploodge, it can be used in any situation, at any time, anywhere. it originated form the english word- bewilder

teacher - "guys, hey GUYS! pay attention or else youll be wicked .... ummm bedoggled when you do this later"

students - "dude, bedoggled? sweet... facebook status tonight anyone?"

OR

woah... im totaly bedoggled on that last question, gimme your answer!

OR

any other way you want...

by that one guy you might know April 25, 2011

befongled

How to describe a place that supposedly wants to "keep it weird" but it's only just a somewhat quirky traffic jam.

"Austin sure is befongled, maybe more than anywhere else."
"WTH are you talking about? Befongled? Stop being such a weirdo."

by Jalapeño Bongwater February 3, 2021