beating yourself in public

To post competing defs on Urban Dictionary and watch them "battle it out" before everyone's eyes.

King Kong, why did you pull a Nantucket Surprise by beating yourself in public?

by Shelly Bozdog August 8, 2006

ass beating

A punishment, usually physical, using crude but enjoyable forms of assault.

Preferably with a nail club

Bitch is getting an ass beating next time I see him.

by Jason Hiestand April 23, 2007

beating meat

To masturbate, and cum. Many males do it feels amazing.

He watched porn and beat his meat until he cummed everywhere with white ejaculate . Beating meat

by alcrsms November 15, 2017

the devil is beating his wife

Saying used (especially in the southern US) when the sun is shining yet it's raining. I've been told that in Scandinavian countries they say "There's a marriage in Hades" for this, and in South America they say "The devil and his wife are dancing." (Since all version relate to the devil and his spouse, there's probably some older story that all these sayings derive from.)

I wanna know, have you ever seen the rain, coming down on a sunny day? Yes, the devil is beating his wife. (Heh, CCR reference too.)

by truejim October 28, 2011

Liquid Beating

When someone is visibly hung-over to a point where they look like they were mugged for their lunch money.

Wow, she looks like she got a liquid beating last night.

by ClearlyGenius February 7, 2009

beaver beating

As a male to pound the vagina like a jackhammer.

If that girl keeps lookin at me like that i'm gonna go beaver beating.

by Adam February 12, 2005

epic beating

a royal beating obtained for any transgression or misbehavior, usually from foreign parents and especially indian subcontinent parents (like how "whoop yo ass" most often refers to an african-american style beat down). A most vicious form of child abuse though it usually always passes the radar of child protection services. This is because by the time child protection services would reach you, you would receive the most "epic beating the world has ever witnessed".

Let me see your report card, beta....WHAT, you got a B+!!! That is unacceptable.....*slap slap slap slap* <<<epic beating

So beta, i saw you holding hands with that girl. *grabs son by the ear*. You know you cannot talk to girls, you have to wait till your arranged marriage!!! *slap slap slap slap slap slap slap* <<<epic beating

by mak2675 August 23, 2007