Bastette

A motherless child.

Trevor doesn't celebrate Mother's Day ever since his mom o.d.'ed on crack, now he's a Bastette.

by Maximus Husqvarna January 25, 2017

weakly bastenson

Some dude that has lost all his energy from waking and baking all the time.

A fellow who is known to have formerly been athletic, who after discovering the pleasures of smoking significant quantities of marijuana, could be jokingly nicknamed "Weakly Bastenson."

by Chipping Woodlet III April 22, 2006

Twerky Baster

The act of twerking while one is experiencing an extreme case of explosive diarrhea

Did you hear? Miley Cyrus decided to expand her horizons as an artist and did the Twerky Baster in front of a few canvases. She is selling them as splatter paintings!

by Rulysniper14 January 1, 2014

Russian Roulette Turkey Baster

When several of a females guy friends cum into a bowl, then mixed up and inserted into her with a turkey baster and hope they aren't the one to get her pregnant

Son, you were born by Russian roulette turkey baster.

by Russian Roulette Turkey Baster July 12, 2017

Lamb Baste

When a Large Robust Woman with the Head of a lion Has too many glasses of Vladimirs Vodka and has an orange juice moustache , Gets angry And chases you with a clinched fist while making weird face and Attempts to to pound you with her oversized club of a hand.

Joanne would Lam Baste her children in a fit of rage when she couldnt go to the bar to meet up with Tedda Rad.

Joanne Lambasted Snooky when she found he gave her croch critters .

Joanne lamb Basted gene when he told her she was loose "down there" and dat pussy stunk.

by WhatsReallyHood Bit*ch November 22, 2011

batey

meaning both kinky and slightly dirty, the first use of this word I encountered was in the "Tank Girl 2" graphic novel.

"- Oh Booga you dumb shit, can't you feel that immense rush of sexual healing?..

- Oooh?! Yes that is rather batey! Oooooh? AAH!..."

by k3ik0 February 24, 2005

turkey baster

lesbian who wants to give birth to her own child. so called because of the infamous episode of Brookside when artificial insemination was attempted using a turkey baster

kevin thought he had scored when he pulled ms spicer at stringfellows only to discover she was a turkey baster

by theWestHamfan December 17, 2003