Rocky Mountain Barking Spiders

A "something" on which to blame farts.
Rather than accept blame for farting(noisily), one exclaims that they had witnessed a creature in close proximity by invoking it's name and looking behind.

Interchangeable with local fauna.

FFRRRTTTTT...
"OH! Darn Rocky Mountain Barking Spiders sneaking up on me again."

by Psykram May 12, 2010

birkin pussy

Birkin pussy is the holy grail of pussy and birkin. When she’s the top tier of all the birkin. No other birkin bitch can touch her.

Damnnnn, he got that birkin pussy.

by Birkin pussy creator February 13, 2019

Fart barking

When the poo pressure inside your anus comes flying out so hard that it hurts your sphincter and produces a sound like a dog barking.

Quit fart barking so close to my head!

I'm gonna have to go sit on the toilet and fart bark.

I just fart Barked so hard, I need to blot.

by Doctor Ramshackle February 27, 2011

barking cat

derogatory term for a small dog such as a chihuahua or a pekingese

I was hoping my girlfriend would get a real dog like a german shepard or something that could guard the house, but she just got a damn barking cat.

by Michael_Hunt March 26, 2009

Carole Baskin

Carole Baskin is a phsyco old lady who makes her money off of suing people and abusing animals. You may recognize this slimy shit fart off of the Netflix series, Tiger King. She acts like a goddess but in reality all she does is bitch and complain. Fun fact- she fed her ex husband to a tiger! Carole tends to be a hypocrite and doesn't know how to have a normal functioning life where she leaves people alone. She owns a tiger farm where she has tigers in tight cages and are abused- unlike the Tiger King, Joe Exotic who is a fucking god. Carole deserves to be put in prison for man slaughter and just strait up being a criminal- for example, she murdered her multi-millionaire husband and took 90% of his money, leaving the rest of Dons' innocent family with only 10%. Carole tends to have more makeup on her face than blood in her body. We believe that Carole has healing crystals and essentials oils for when her tigers have a fatal disease, whereas Joe Exotic puts them out of their misery, but not in bad way, he just puts them out of pain. You gotta do what you gotta do. With that being said, lets conclude that Carole is a criminal and a bitch.

Carole Baskin- "I'm gonna sue your parents and take everything away from then including their furniture cause that's what heroes do"
Joe- "What the fuck kinda crazy son of a bitch is this shit fuck doing?! What the hell?!"

Carole Baskin- "Oh My god Joe, you're an evil monster, i'm gonna ruin your whole career and your brothers dream you fucking phsyco!"

by CplDonaldson153 March 31, 2020

Barkie

Dutch slang for €100. Or simply 100, as a number.

Aaii hoe veel kostte die patta's? Barkie-half (= €150)

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Die man is niet helemaal barkie (hij is niet helemaal goed bij z'n hoofd)

by GeenPseudonym October 9, 2013

Barking Lot

A parking lot that is made unpleasant because of the sound of barking dogs left in cars.

"I can't stand the noise in this barking lot! Let's load our bags in the car and get out of here!" Or -- "Listen to that noise! What do those dogs think this is -- a barking lot???"

by Shopkeeper August 10, 2017