Meesh Bag

noun

1. A drunk
2. One who is generally drunk or high
3. A sucker for a good alcoholic beverage
4. One who's arm(s) are made of rubber and easily twisted

1. Everyone knew they could find Jimmy at the bar after work because he was a meesh bag.
2. Joe got himself fired from work. He was such a meesh bag he couldn't show up on time in the mornings.
3. Frank never had any money. The meesh bag spent all his money on booze and weed.
4. George Thorogood was probably a meesh bag, as evidenced by the song, "One Bourbon, One Scotch, One Beer".

by Matt Snowball February 8, 2007

Medicine Bag

Scrotum

My woman wasn't feeling well so I did some healing with my Medicine Bag.

by THE SASSIFIER June 15, 2016

melt bag

A word that a boy named ‘Kian’ will use if he texts the wrong number. It’s a general insult given to anyone who crosses his path

“I didn’t even go to college you absolute melt bag”

by Sphiedid January 24, 2023

meat-bag

A term used by a phsyco robot in Knights of the Old Republic for the X-Box, refering to human beings

"Shut your mouth, Meat-bag

by SmurfMP514 December 7, 2004

Melon Bag

1) It's like a backwards Lemon Squeeze.
2) The act of rotating a boob counter clockwise.

Dude! I totally melon bagged Stephanie last night.

by crackwhore985 July 3, 2011

Mexican Sleeping Bag

When a male masturbates with a burrito.

I caught Patrick giving himself a mexican sleeping bag when we came home from Chipotle.

by GeezLouise23 July 23, 2011

Messenger Bag

A purse

Man 1- "Hey! This messenger bag is way better than a backpack!"

Man 2- "That is a purse"

Man 3- "I agree"

Man 2- "It is pretty heterosexual!!!"

Man 1- "Darn!"

by Boutros Boutros Boutros Ghali October 7, 2009