Blonking bags

A term for fucking

“Im Blonking Bags with Debbie tonight man”

by Skiiuu August 2, 2018

Blonk

An Australian term for a fuckwit who doesnt think before speaking and are fully slow in the head like they have brain damage.

Yeh mate that aaron guy is on his phone right now, what a blonk mate

by Pauly dogzinni December 21, 2020

blonk

Blonk - Verb
To rob a bank, usually using guns or some other equipment and escaping utilising a well-placed car.

Criminal 1: Hey, wanna go blonk?
Criminal 2: Sure, blonking sounds great!

by Los Patatas April 2, 2022

blink blonk

A flirtatious act used by the socially awkward

Girl: blink blonk
Guy: Shieeet wanna go out?
Girl: Mhm

by ..o June 24, 2018

Blonk

A round and/or cute object

That car has a lot of blonk!

by nooneshouldnomyname July 26, 2021

BLONKS

An outlaw motor cycle club based in Darwin, Australia during 1980s- 1990s.
Founded by "Merry" an ex FINKS outlaw motorcycle club member from Melbourne, Australia.

Th BLONKS were 'patched over' by the HELLS ANGELS in 1990s to slow down the infiltration into Darwin by REBELS and BANDIDOS outlaw motorcycle clubs.

Are ya goin out to the BLONKS clubhouse tonight?
Fuck yeah..! The topless barmaid this week is fkn hot and the strippers this week will burn the hairs off ya balls.

Ps. I was the barmaid..! (Tru story!)

by B.WILDE August 4, 2023

Blonk

An obviously long blink when ones eyes stay closed longer than a normal, quick, reflexive blink.

You look so lame when you blonk your eyes like that.

by Superflykristipie May 21, 2018