BILL

BILL is a good natured person, but makes terrible life decisions. Like deciding to play tennis instead of cross country OR football. And being born on Donald Trumps Birthday. He’s better than his twin though. He sometimes ends up disappointing Batman, who will disown him if he doesn’t do cross. He loves girls with the name Margot, and has loved exactly three people with that name. We all feel bad for Margot. Poor Margot. Sad, loved Margot. She’s running Cross country. Why won’t you Luke? Tennis is for old people. Soccer is better than tennis. BOWLING is better than tennis. You make us all very happy, but very sad.

Luke: Did you hear what Bill did?

Tommy: No! What did he do this time?
Luke: He one upped Chris in every sport ever!
Tommy: WOW! That’s so cool. Chris sucks

by Dante1280 October 30, 2019

Bill

Thing that comes in the mail every month. You have to pay it, or you'll lose stuff you need, like hot water or electricity.

this guy in my History class didn't pay his bills, so he got evicted yesterday.

by RatchetBoo April 27, 2003

bills

Buffalo pro football team; been to 4 straight Super Bowls (1990-93)and lost them all; currently are building what should be a hell of a team in 2004

Aw, the Bills, the dudes who lost 4 straight Super Bowls, including the 1 that had that famous missed field goal

by Say What? March 24, 2004

The-Bill

The-Bill is a sexual position in which one person inserts a fist into the anus and inserts the other fist into the mouth and lifts the other person over their head shouting "THE-BILL!"

My mother wouldnt cooperate so i gave her the-bill.

by Trippnsack December 23, 2004

Bill

Bill Nye the Science Guy.

That dude Bill was awesome..

by i have no idea why i am here May 27, 2018

bill

World's sexiest man, all the girls want him. Very athletic, awesome at all sports. Very brave, not scared of anything or anyone.

billl is very legendary

by WILLIAM123456789 February 06, 2010

Bill

The sexy lead singer of the band, Tokio Hotel. Funny and caring about the people around him and he loves candy and his fans. Always has the best and sexiest hair.

Person1- Hey, did you watch Naruto last night?
Person2- No, i was watching Bill
Person1- Who's Bill?
Person2- the lead singer of tokio hotel

by Yuki Kaulitz November 11, 2009