assblast

1. When you have to take a shit really bad and it comes out as a runny burst.

2. Having sex with someone in the anus and having a lot of fun in the process.

1. That asshole Matt left an assblast all over my toilet!

2. We had a real assblast at the party last night. Matt's ass is going to be sore for a week!

by Frank Enbeens May 27, 2007

assplankton

An annoying or useless person.

"Jenny is such a piece of assplankton"

by Thomas Christian July 29, 2007

assflake

An insult.

A person who deserves to be deemed as a crusted skin flake from someone's ass, or as dried shit that flakes off from someone's ass.

John, you fucking assflake! You suck.

by Kate March 31, 2005

assclasp

Someone who thinks that they're good at something they do, such as clasping an ass, but they're really not that good, just overrated.

1. Hey johnny did you see that assclasp phil?
2. Hey man, he tried hard, but he was just an assclasp

by funnymonkey June 27, 2008

assalaamualaikum

Arabic
meaning: May peace be unto you

Assalaamualaikum Brother
May peace be unto you brother.

This reference is a common greeting in Islamic cultures. Derivitives of this word are also in Hebrew, this is a longer version of Shalom and salaam.

by Moiz October 27, 2007

asslagger

a really slow person.

Get out of the way asslagger.

by metabollic666 August 25, 2008

Assflash

The act of flashing your ass as oppose to a front flash. This is also known as a backflash.

Julia totally just assflashed me!

by Alien in Hotchkiss January 27, 2010