ass load of shit

a large deposit of fecal matter (shit) in the colon

also known as a large amount of undesirable object

when someone is a flaming homosexual they often make sweet sweaty love to an "ass load of shit"

person 1: can you hang out today?
person 2: no, I have an ass load of shit to do

by Rio Cafe April 11, 2010

ass load

More than a shitload, but less then a butt load

I have an ass load of work to do.
At least it ain't a butt load!

by Jake October 27, 2003

ass load

Old bavarian term used to describe how much weight would break a donkey's back.

1:John Madden weighs more than an ass load.
2: That fucker gave us an ass load of homework. lets get his daughter pregnant.

by s8nlivesagain April 13, 2004

Assloud

The art of breaking the silence in a group by being the only person drunk AND being a total asshole

John loves to get assloud when he doesn't have work. Which is why John doesn't have too many friends.

by Xaero002 September 22, 2012

Asslord

A big asshole.

"I just met this very annoying asslord the next day."
"Oh, you mean Greg."

by weraptor October 23, 2018