aisiri

an amazingly perfect talented hot cutie

what an aisiri dude

by im du September 11, 2020

.45 caliber aspirin

To shoot ones' self in the head with a .45 caliber bullet.

I'd take a .45 caliber aspirin and die a sad person before taking a class with that professor again.

by Titus1133 June 6, 2010

Asscrawler

Weak-minded, Idiot, Obnoxious, One who/which crawls ass (goes way beyond sucking)!

Bush, Saddam, Blair, Sharon and Osama are fucking Asscrawlers!

by BROGLOF! April 30, 2004

asscrack

can be used to indicate the time of day being excruciatingly early.

You going out tonight, Bill?

Nah man, I had to be up at the asscrack of dawn this morning.

by 556boyer November 19, 2011

asir

Asir is a great person. He will probably start using recreational drugs but will get it under control sooner than later. He is loyal and kind. Find an Asir!!

Yo Asir is swell

by Teheheheheehehvivalavida December 2, 2018

Aspirin

A popular term for Acetylsalicylic Acid. In Canada and Germany, among other countries, Aspirin is a patented trademark of the local Bayer subsidiaries. Therefore, any non-Bayer products are labelled as ASA (Canadian English), AAS (Canadian French), and ASS (German). I am not making the last one up!

Take two aspirin and call me in the morning!

by DFJD May 17, 2006

The Asscrack of Nowhere

A place that is even more nowhere, than Nowhere. Usable in situations where you have no f***ing idea where the hell you are.

Guy: "Okay, we are officially lost."
Girl: "You think?"
Guy: "Well, yeah. We are in the middle of Nowhere!"
Girl: "No. Nowhere was that Gas Station about 50 miles back. We are in the ASSCRACK OF NOWHERE!"

by Alacron32835 July 17, 2009