asir
Asir is a great person. He will probably start using recreational drugs but will get it under control sooner than later. He is loyal and kind. Find an Asir!!
asir by Teheheheheehehvivalavida December 2, 2018
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ASIR
Asir, the man who took DrUgS in class..pure DRUgist and one of the BEST SWAGGER!
His bike's selling cost will be less than second hand scooter!
thanks
His bike's selling cost will be less than second hand scooter!
thanks
ASIR by asirkajabrafan November 22, 2021
A Sir Stripe
A Sir Stripe is relationship situation where an older male, often a dominant male mentors a younger female, often a submissive female in the arts of kinky sex.
A Sir Stripe relationship most often includes kinky sex sadomasochist play, often a Master slave relationship.
A Sir Stripe by bcp4058 May 23, 2011
Like a Sir
A catchphrase and internet rage comic character used to convey elegance, wealth and class. It is associated with Victorian styles like wearing a top hat, monocle or various types of mustaches.
Often used to make something seem classier.
A Classier way of "Like a Boss"
Often used to make something seem classier.
A Classier way of "Like a Boss"
My glasses are broken and i don't have any tape. Oh wait (uses broken glasses side as a monocle)
Like a Sir
Like a Sir
Like a Sir by SEKTOR July 25, 2012
asiria
An Asiria is a funny, crazy and artistic girl sometimes can be immature but can be serious at times. She tries to get along with everyone and tries to see them smile. She loses friends here and there but knows her purpose and knows she just needs to move on. She sometimes is a follower and not a leader so if you know and care for an Asiria tell her she doesn’t need to care about what other people think and she doesn’t need to act different around other people tell her to be herself and be a leader. If you have an Asiria never let go of her and care for her the same way she will care for you.
Committing a sir Mitchell
The act of coming home after being out going up stairs and finding your sister half naked wearing nothing but your dad’s underwear and proceeding to smash her back doors in so she is unable to poop straight for approximately 3 weeks and when the deed is done it is celebrated by kissing the mucky love bucket followed by smoking a dirty Cuba you found in your mums naughty toy drawer
(Whilst at a therapy support group)
Thank you for seeing me doctor I was dreaming last night when all of a sudden I remembered why my life is so messed up it was all those times I was Committing a sir Mitchell act
Thank you for seeing me doctor I was dreaming last night when all of a sudden I remembered why my life is so messed up it was all those times I was Committing a sir Mitchell act
Committing a sir Mitchell by Timmy mcsploodge December 18, 2021
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