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assanine

messed up or screwed up situation
or in a absurd conflict with a person(s)
this is assanine i cant take this (pissed)
this is total assanine when u get busted with a friend or 2 (the situation)
this conversation is assanine (when talking to someone in a absurd conflict)
by nick October 20, 2004
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assanine

someone with a really nice butt.
Whoa! I give that girl assanine.
by Edison D May 28, 2006
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assertive

1. The most favorite term of busybody psychos to hide behind with their thought stomping and overbearing behaviour.
2. A Term used by emotional abusers and other mouthbreathers to justify their indifference to the harm they are doing by being deliberately blind to the obvious consequences of their own personal actions.
3. Originally set to promote proud empowered behaviour that does not harm others (not a single fuck was given that day, as long as I did not do immediate harm to others). However, as with any other postivie and upbringing things it got hijacked and perverted by power tripping authoritarians to promote downbringing, dream killing and ignorance towards free will and self determination.
1,2:
We decided to stop caring about what other say about us being helicopter parents. From now on we will be assertive and wear it as a badge of honor, no matter how many lives of our kids will be broken by this. Our kids will eventually yield to us. With this economy they will have no other choice.

3:
- From now on I am a plant based person. them vegans seem to be cool guys after you know how to avoid over the top crazies. At least they are somewhat overall healthier then the rest of us, like for example Bill Clinton.
- Shut up and eat your meat. We are assertive family that works with CPS and no child will get behind, including you with your silly selt determined malnurishment. Just do as we tell you, for the hungry kids in Africa. There is no I in the team and we are happy for you to be a teamplayer!
by Spaceship Earth Astronaut September 4, 2013
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Ghetto Assertive

One method of getting what one needs. Usually involves having the ghetto "attitude" and threatening one's life. Can be physical or verbal.
(In a Court Room)
Judge, I was not threatening that woman's life...I was being Ghetto Assertive!
by Vasco21190 November 17, 2009
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Asseninerery

When someone is annoying you by there persistent behavior.
This is me annoyed tolerating Louis' asseninerery.
by Chabai May 22, 2022
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Assanine

When her ass is a nine
"Dude Monica's assanine!"
by Dirtball42069 December 9, 2019
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assanine

Pronounced: ass-uh-nine

Adj.
1. Describing an action that only one who comprises of ass-like characteristics would perform.
Guy #1: I was playing Call of Duty MW2 and this guy kept running around with the marathon, lightweight, and commando perks stabbing people silly and pissing people off.

Guy #2: Man that is so assanine. I would have left the match rather than continue to play with that asshole all day.
by nakker December 13, 2009
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