asslutely

When an "ass" man says absolutely it comes out like this.

Frego the ass-man said "lookit her with that great ass! I asslutely want to get her # and text her!"

by KrizziKat March 29, 2020

assgut

When you're so fat you have a duplicate belly hanging over the back of your pants

I gotta stop eating pizza three times a day, i'm getting an assgut

by Polygons January 27, 2015

assnuts

The area of the human male that contains the anus, testicles, and everything in between.

I bent over to get my ben and Dave kicked me right in the assnuts

by logan December 21, 2003

asscunt

A term some men give their ass, which they pretend is a vagina.

Stick it in my asscunt.

by xxoo May 14, 2003

Asscat

Any person that does something incredibly stupid. ie: dumping bong water all over your friends bed.

See Also: Huge Asscat; Mcbone

"Oh! I'm always the asscat!"
"Man, I'm such the asscat."
"Meow, I'm always the asscat..."
"Don't be an asscat!"
"G Rate! I'm the asscat!"

by Joe Beano & Sticky December 11, 2003

assbutt

someone who is such an ass that he/she needs to be called an ass twice.

"parvati cheated on his girlfriend 5 times!"
"man he's such an assbutt!"

by breastitch May 10, 2014

assbutter

The butter that is created from a hasty wiping and a sweaty hot day.

I am churning up a mess of assbutter.

by Frothywalrus January 19, 2008