1. (noun) A fruit pie with a mainly apple-based filling, originating from central Norway.
2. (noun) A devious sex act involving a vinyl and plastic desk chair, an unopened can of mandarin oranges, five medium sized hypo-allergenic feather pillows, a blowtorch, 18 feet of rope, and a 9-inch red dildo.
2. (noun) A devious sex act involving a vinyl and plastic desk chair, an unopened can of mandarin oranges, five medium sized hypo-allergenic feather pillows, a blowtorch, 18 feet of rope, and a 9-inch red dildo.
by yoctatrine July 27, 2016
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by Justin Power October 21, 2007
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Some consider it a fruit, but to many it is a ghetto smoking device. Created by the gods, the apple is to help those who are in desperate need of a smoking piece, or forgot where they put their pipe.
1. obtain the apple
2. carve out the core with a knife, so it has a decent sized bowl.
3. find a pen, and take the insides out of it so it's just the "tube" of the pen.
4. stick the "tube" into a side of the apple so it enters the core. clean out the apple in the tube with something (one may use the inside of a mechanical pencil), then stick the tube back into the apple. This is now the mouth piece.
5. find a sheet of tinfoil. lay it down on a table (cloth or rag separating the two, recommended) and with a tac, or other pointy device, poke about 15-20 holes in the very center of the piece of tinfoil.
6. fold the tin foil over the hole of the apple, just enough so it has the perfect sized bowl. if needed, stick tacs through the tinfoil into the apple, making sure it won't slide around.
7. breathe through the pen while observing the tinfoil. if the tinfoil doesn't push down a little bit into the apple, then the tinfoil is folded tightly enough around the edges of the apple.
8. place marijuanna over the tiny holes that you have made earlier. you are now ready to test out your ghetto apple.
1. obtain the apple
2. carve out the core with a knife, so it has a decent sized bowl.
3. find a pen, and take the insides out of it so it's just the "tube" of the pen.
4. stick the "tube" into a side of the apple so it enters the core. clean out the apple in the tube with something (one may use the inside of a mechanical pencil), then stick the tube back into the apple. This is now the mouth piece.
5. find a sheet of tinfoil. lay it down on a table (cloth or rag separating the two, recommended) and with a tac, or other pointy device, poke about 15-20 holes in the very center of the piece of tinfoil.
6. fold the tin foil over the hole of the apple, just enough so it has the perfect sized bowl. if needed, stick tacs through the tinfoil into the apple, making sure it won't slide around.
7. breathe through the pen while observing the tinfoil. if the tinfoil doesn't push down a little bit into the apple, then the tinfoil is folded tightly enough around the edges of the apple.
8. place marijuanna over the tiny holes that you have made earlier. you are now ready to test out your ghetto apple.
hey man, did you finish making that apple pipe?
yesterday i made an apple pipe, but i accidently burned through the tinfoil because i held the lighter too close.
yesterday i made an apple pipe, but i accidently burned through the tinfoil because i held the lighter too close.
by krosmo January 7, 2005
Get the apple pipe mug.When someone steals Apple Products such as iPhones, iPads, iPod Touches, and other stuff created by Apple.
Person 1: Some guy was Apple Picking his iPhone.
Person 2: I still have my iPad on my backpack to avoid that Apple Picker.
Person 1: I think that guy wanted an iPhone so bad.
Person 2: I hope I don't get robbed...
Person 2: I still have my iPad on my backpack to avoid that Apple Picker.
Person 1: I think that guy wanted an iPhone so bad.
Person 2: I hope I don't get robbed...
by Nyker2000 September 19, 2012
Get the Apple Picking mug.The act of fingering a girl, which her insides feel like a warm lubed piece of bubble wrap, hence apple pie.
"Me and Fernie-Bitch went at it for hours. I love apple pie-ing her."
"I totally apple pied Angie last night while her mom recorded everything. It was the best night of my life!" she exclaimed.
"oh man...it smells like someone was raw apple pie-ing an old pussy."
"I totally apple pied Angie last night while her mom recorded everything. It was the best night of my life!" she exclaimed.
"oh man...it smells like someone was raw apple pie-ing an old pussy."
by Dickn Meh n Pussies 'R' Us January 30, 2009
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"I can't believe he thought I wouldn't notice that scottish apple pie he gave me at the end of our date"
by Twosday April 29, 2010
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Person 1: Dude! Did you see that chick drinking an apple pie shot?
Person 2: Yea! She sure can stuff a lot of cream in her mouth.
Person 2: Yea! She sure can stuff a lot of cream in her mouth.
by Drink Master April 6, 2010
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