Anal Glaucoma

Anal Glaucoma is more like an excuse to get out of work.

boss: hello boss here
employee: yeah i need to call off work today
boss: why?
employee: I have anal glaucoma.
boss:what the heck is that?
employee: i just cant see my ass coming to work today!

by kristi ashe April 26, 2005

Anal amigo

The equivalent of a friend with benefits but for a gay man

Jim: I can't put up with all of these boys man I can't date them
Bill: That's simple -- just get an anal amigo!!

by guptagangsta June 2, 2015

Analaura

analaura is a beautiful smart girl. she is extreamly crazy. she laughs alot and very loud. she have a beautifu smile. she is a very good friend, she is very trust worthy, and one of the nicest people that you will ever meet. all the boys love ananlaura. and i expectally love her she is such a good best friend and i couldnt ask for a better one.

BOY: DAUUUUUUMMMMMM that girl is hot!
FRIEND: well no shit she is an analaura

by iloveyouuuuuu2232 October 22, 2013

applied critical analysis

Some new phrase PDEng administration decided to coin together in the hopes that the prospective students will consider the program a useful feature that teaches a complicated worded concept.

Widely confusing innocent students with its meaninglessness as no employer in the entire globe has never heard of the term.

A reason why U of Waterloo co-op rate is going downhill on a term-by-term basis, since companies regard its students as the new "Pennsylvania Dutch" who talk in their own "PDeng Speak." Now who's fault is that?

See Bukkake for details.

"wtf is applied critical analysis anyways? I googled it and the first result was PDEng. Think you're so innovative because you're inventing new phrases?"

by olu olu can go fuck himself April 8, 2009

Anal Reed

The reed of a musical instrument such as an Oboe, Clarinet or Saxophone that was once inside a living creatures Anal cavity.

Anal Reed

Faggel: Hey Bi-Boy do you want to try out my Oboe?
Bi-Boy: Ya sure (Takes Oboe and plays a couple notes)
Faggel: Oh and by the way I stuck the reed to my Oboe that you're playing with up my Anal cavity.

by ElBarrioDeMuchoDias August 5, 2012

Anal Bugs

Them little niggas that'll crawl up yo soggy asscrack.

"Oh shit, those anal bugs are having a fucking tea party in my asshole."

by quasdn July 13, 2015

Anal

Always nourish and love

My friend's depressed, what should I do?
Give them anal! That should help them!

by Waspuuuuuuu October 7, 2017