amatersau

myth nalla hai

Amatersau likh rha hai chu amaterasu hota hai

by Underoos736 December 13, 2020

amaterasu

When you are washing your hair and a drop of shampoo slips into your eye, giving you a burning sensation that prompts you to close it, cover it up with your palm and grunt in pain.

Taken from the Mangekyou Sharingan technique, amaterasu, which made both Sasuke and Itachi bleed from their eye and caused pain in it after its use.

Damn it, I was putting on shampoo and accidentally gave myself an amaterasu. Now my eye stings.

by mancyclopediac August 5, 2018

Oreo amateur

A person who doesn't know that Oreo cookies are made for milk and best when dunked in milk.

Foreigner: "Hold on I'll be right back." (comes back with Oreos and a glass of milk)

Duder: "Oh sweet dude, Oreos! Love them shits."

Foreigner: "Me too." (eats one Oreo then drinks milk)

Duder: "What the fuck are you doing? Dude you have to dunk them shits in there and let it get a little soggy."

Foreigner: (Dunks Oreo then takes a bite) "WOW! That is amazing. Nobody does that in my home country. Thanks doggy!"

Duder: "Good think I came along, otherwise you'd be an Oreo amateur all your life."

by westfalia December 18, 2009

Amateuristic

the characteristics of being a complete amateur at a task.

How Amateuristic

by SirDrez January 20, 2011

Amateur

Someone who has done something one time before, defines itself as an expert on the topic.

John: Got laid?
Nick: Yeah.
John: Satisfaction granted?
Nick: Hell yeah, going like a pro like always!!
John: Yeha, like a grand master...
Nick: I'm no amateur.

by bongholmes September 21, 2012

Amateurstitute

Having all of the properties of a prostitute except receiving no pay for their services. Thus retaining their status to compete in the slut Olympics. Their passion for their sport and disregard for monetary gains or personal health are an inspiration to aspiring whores and preteen make-out bandits everywhere.

example 1
guy 1: dude, that must have been one expensive night.

guy 2: No, that girl wasn't pro, she's still an amateurstitute. Only cost me a cab ride home and most of my dignity...

example 2

guy to locker room: Man, there was no distinguishing that amateurstitute from an "A" list porn star she did e-v-r-y-thing. I'm talking Dog in a bathtub, donkey punch, Cleveland steamer and I finished with an angry pirate!

by Big Pasta September 11, 2009

Amateur karate

An emotional position of defence adopted when a person is overcome by a mixture of feelings (eg. fear, grief, distrust, love, lust) towards another person. As a result of feeling overwhelmed by the person who adopts the "amateur karate" position does so in an attempt to make the other person give up and go away with the express outcome of appearing strong and without revealing any feelings. If they stopped adopting the amateur karate position the person would reveal vulnerable feelings which would make them feel unbearably weak, needy and human.

two ex-partners meet 10 years after seperating....

Petula: why did you not contact me when i rang you and wrote letters, and when i did speak to you you just told me how much you were enjoying your job as a film producer and didn't talk about how you felt?

Darryl: i was young. It was "amateur karate". I couldnt tell you how much it hurt when you left me. It hurt too much.

by thereoncewasanuglyduckling September 7, 2009