Alcoholistic

Adj. Describing or relating to the alcoholism of one or more people to further amplify the behavior of that of an alcoholic.

Adj. Acting like or pertaining to the actions related to that of an alcoholic.

"Dude this school is full of alcoholistic sorority girls who just get fucked up and fucked."

"That kid is alcoholistically funneling those beers!"

"This state school is filled with alcoholistic athletes who drink any day of the week!"

by K-Lova Lova November 10, 2009

Alcoholism

Contrary to popular belief, alcoholism is the act of drinking by one's self, typically while in a state of malaise.

Doug: Where's Zach?

Chris: Haha I didn't invite that crazy fuck to my party.

Doug: Terrific. You know that he spends his evenings drinking alone in his basement? He does that on nights when he has no plans.

Chris: Drinking alone!? Now THAT is true alcoholism.

by Zebo_4sho July 4, 2009

Alcoholism

Just look at Andrew Pappas

Andrew is the definition of alcoholism. That fucking alcoholic

by Campbell Meckert January 31, 2020

Alcoholism

Basically if you call someone on the phone and in an emotional wreck and express your love for them. Bloody alcoholics.

Alcoholism is only a problem if you say it's a problem.

by iwannabeanalcoholic September 11, 2008

Alcohoism

When a woman dresses or generally behaves in a slutty fashion to get men to buy her drinks
(portmanteau of alcoholism and ho)

"Did you see that blonde at the bar?"
"See her? I bought her a drink!"
"You shouldn't support her alcohoism like that."

by deliciousbrains May 18, 2010

isopropyl alcoholism

Addiction to hand sanitizing, a common pandemic disorder.

He sanitized his hands after touching any item, even if it had been sitting undisturbed on his desk for years. 'You can never be too careful', he said aloud, every few minutes, in denial of his isopropyl alcoholism.

by Monkey's Dad April 25, 2020

Alcoholism

Very chic amongst (pseudo-)intellectuals, mostly of the hipster brand.

Sascha spends his Friday nights drunk, reading Derrida.

Alcoholism must be in this definition.

by kikikikikikikiki May 24, 2008