The act of dropping a deuce in a wide open pussy to provide lube for a session of dirty kinky fucking.
That Amy Bradford is such a dirty sloot, the Alabama Hot Pocket replaces her KY Jelly...and surprisingly, her pussy smells better afterwards.
by woodythecanoer May 14, 2019
the art of seperating the vagina lips and taking a shat inside (and possibly having sex with it afterwards)
Henry tries, Marge, but when he gives me an Alabama Hot Pocket it feels more like a science than an art. There's just no passion.
by 约翰尼 March 14, 2016
Al- Dude tony your an Alabama Hot-Pocket!
Tony- Yeah i love those i eat them all the time!
Al- You dont even know what the are do you?
Tony- Nope!
Tony- Yeah i love those i eat them all the time!
Al- You dont even know what the are do you?
Tony- Nope!
by ImTheJuggernautBitch! July 25, 2009
by kevinhasahugeasswang May 07, 2007
Him: "Damn Girl, your pussy smells like shit!
Her: Sorry I just had an Alabama Hot Pocket with some dude I met at a bar yesterday.
Her: Sorry I just had an Alabama Hot Pocket with some dude I met at a bar yesterday.
by morgzytsucks July 13, 2021
The practice of wearing two condoms at the same time with a layer of "Deep Heat", Chilli Paste or other such irritant between the two layers. Used whilst having sex with somebody of questionable sexual hygiene to the end that there will be an early warning if the first condom splits.
Good job I used the alabama hot pocket whilst porkin that blue waffle, she screamed like a banshee when the first one went
by Gobzzzie January 11, 2015
The act of taking a shit and stuffing it up a pussy. Then you fuck the shit filled pussy and get the shit smashed up real good. You pull out have her hold her pussy shut. Then you put your head between her thighs and spread her pussy lips open and proceed to eat your shit out of her pussy like a hot pocket fresh out of the microwave with the filling pouring out.
Damn it! I wish I hadn’t cummed in her pussy. I just snowballed my own Alabama hot pocket!!! Guess now it’s a California Hot pocket!
by Captain nignog May 27, 2019