Either a redneck or a hillbilly that has displayed exemplary and distinguished service as a douchebag.
A Trailer Park All Star is literally: meat on the hoof, chop-blocking, carnivorous, mullet wearing, knuckle dragging, ignorant, nose-picking, english-is-my-second-language, country-ass, crotch scratching douche bag.
A Trailer Park All Star is literally: meat on the hoof, chop-blocking, carnivorous, mullet wearing, knuckle dragging, ignorant, nose-picking, english-is-my-second-language, country-ass, crotch scratching douche bag.
Shazaam! What a crowd of complete Trailer Park All Stars just rolled into JC Pennys looking for sale on boxer briefs. Now it's a giant sausage festival and we are all screwed. Guess I'll go write a rap song.
by Chris Low January 12, 2009
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Gold's Gym member #1: Hey who's that guy taking pictures of himself on his phone while doing curls next to girls in the the zoomba class and wearing a deep v Ed Hardy cut off and Monster hat?
Gold's Gym member #2: Oh dont mind him. Thats just the local Provo All Star. He's looking for an ego feed.
Gold's Gym member #2: Oh dont mind him. Thats just the local Provo All Star. He's looking for an ego feed.
by The real Wolf Pack July 19, 2011
Get the Provo All Star mug.His name Moses. Last name Primm. He from Baltimore. He got a accent. He got a son. He made it out the hood. I watch his YouTube. He the comic-relief type character. He review sad hood movies. He a All-Star 💫
by tylenphive October 13, 2020
Get the Primm The All-Star mug.Either a redneck or a hillbilly that has displayed exemplary and distinguished service as a douchebag.
A Trailer Park All Star is literally: meat on the hoof, chop-blocking, carnivorous, mullet wearing, knuckle dragging, ignorant, nose-picking, english-is-my-second-language, country-ass, crotch scratching douche bag.
A Trailer Park All Star is literally: meat on the hoof, chop-blocking, carnivorous, mullet wearing, knuckle dragging, ignorant, nose-picking, english-is-my-second-language, country-ass, crotch scratching douche bag.
What a crowd of complete Trailer Park All Stars just rolled into JC Pennys looking for a sale on flannel shirts, now all of the poon has adiosed outta here. Now it's a giant sausage festival and we are all screwed. Guess I'll go write a rap song.
by Brent Hubbs February 14, 2008
Get the Trailer Park All Star mug.Usually a returned LDS missionary, but one who moves/lives in utah county to party with other Mormons while showing very little interest in moving on to Marriage like what most Mormons do in the Provo-Orem area. A Provo all-star is commonly seen as a male that's anywhere from 18-30 or even older.
Thomas S Monson and other Mormon prophets constantly warn young men of the lds church of becoming a Provo all-star
returned missionary1: any prospects for an eternal companion yet?
rm2: nah, not being married is too easy
rm1: dude your a Provo All-star!
returned missionary1: any prospects for an eternal companion yet?
rm2: nah, not being married is too easy
rm1: dude your a Provo All-star!
by YourBoss801 July 17, 2011
Get the Provo all-star mug.A player in Gears of War who gets online around 11am and plays Execution on Canals until around 12pm Midnight.
If the player just HAPPENS to play a ranked match, all he does is grabs the Sniper and blindfires at the enemy.
If an All-Star does not get the Sniper in time, he usually quits.
All-Stars like to brag about their subs on YouTube and who is on their friends list.
All-Stars are cocky because they seem to think they're famous with their meaningless, made-up clans that people pay to get into.
Recently, A large amount of All-Stars have been reported to quit GoW for Mw2 in hopes of a new fun. These people usually come back to GoW within 2-5 days.
A lot of All-Stars claim to have original gamertags even though it's the complete opposite.
A lot of All-Stars think its cool to have Juniors, Minis, Lils, and Misses of themselves.
Juniors are just a bunch of sad little kids trying to get "known".
An All-Star is easy to spot. They will usually have an "MLG" gamertag, and a tricked-out bio.
All-Stars favorite words and phrases are:
Random, Fake, Hater, Dick rider, Get lucky, Get raped, I'm not trying, Get carried, Get pooped on, etc.
A notable All-Star is a player named "ITS MiLkBoNe"
He has over 500 videos on YouTube of JUST 1v1's, 2v2's, and 3v3's.
He is one who has claimed to quit GoW only to come back within a few days.
He is the leader of the clan, ITS.
He lives under middle bridge on Canals.
His clan members live in other various parts of Canals.
If the player just HAPPENS to play a ranked match, all he does is grabs the Sniper and blindfires at the enemy.
If an All-Star does not get the Sniper in time, he usually quits.
All-Stars like to brag about their subs on YouTube and who is on their friends list.
All-Stars are cocky because they seem to think they're famous with their meaningless, made-up clans that people pay to get into.
Recently, A large amount of All-Stars have been reported to quit GoW for Mw2 in hopes of a new fun. These people usually come back to GoW within 2-5 days.
A lot of All-Stars claim to have original gamertags even though it's the complete opposite.
A lot of All-Stars think its cool to have Juniors, Minis, Lils, and Misses of themselves.
Juniors are just a bunch of sad little kids trying to get "known".
An All-Star is easy to spot. They will usually have an "MLG" gamertag, and a tricked-out bio.
All-Stars favorite words and phrases are:
Random, Fake, Hater, Dick rider, Get lucky, Get raped, I'm not trying, Get carried, Get pooped on, etc.
A notable All-Star is a player named "ITS MiLkBoNe"
He has over 500 videos on YouTube of JUST 1v1's, 2v2's, and 3v3's.
He is one who has claimed to quit GoW only to come back within a few days.
He is the leader of the clan, ITS.
He lives under middle bridge on Canals.
His clan members live in other various parts of Canals.
ITS BLeeZyy IIx: Ayy, who's this randy pandy?
BLaacKeN: Your cool, Sniper match All-Star.
ITS BLeeZyy IIx: Hop off ma dick, kid!
BLaacKeN: You started talking to me, retard.
*round starts*
*Bleezy takes an 11th bullet Superman to the dome*
"ITS BLeeZyy IIx has left the game"
BLaacKeN: Your cool, Sniper match All-Star.
ITS BLeeZyy IIx: Hop off ma dick, kid!
BLaacKeN: You started talking to me, retard.
*round starts*
*Bleezy takes an 11th bullet Superman to the dome*
"ITS BLeeZyy IIx has left the game"
by BLaacKeN March 17, 2010
Get the Sniper Match All-Star mug.Someone who does a spectacular thing during an athletic competition, after the whistle was blown and the rest of the players stopped competing.
As the referee called the forward for a foul the After Whistle All-Star came dribbling in an dunked the ball.
by hngryDavy October 5, 2010
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