Attention Deficit Disorder, most frequently diagnosed in kids. It's something that can easily be "self diagnosed" in a pseudo science way, but it is something that everyone on the internet seems to have an opinion on, whether they are a doctor or not.
Asshole 1:"ADD is just a sorry excuse for people to be lazy! Believe me, I know!"
Asshole 2:"ADD is a real thing, a doctor can diagnose you for it! I know a guy!"
Asshole 2:"ADD is a real thing, a doctor can diagnose you for it! I know a guy!"
by mrbigmclargehuge September 12, 2011
Another syndrome of the month that lets parents shirk the responsibility of nurturing children who disrupt school classes and attack other pupils and teachers alike with impunity. If a kid is suffering from ADD then surely the best place for him/her is at a special school or, better still, receiving home tuition from his/her model parents.
Chief Constable: We've found the bastard who burnt down your school.
Headmaster: Let him go. He's ADD and there's not a thing you or I can do about it.
Chief Constable: Enough said. Give the kid his matches back.
Headmaster: Let him go. He's ADD and there's not a thing you or I can do about it.
Chief Constable: Enough said. Give the kid his matches back.
by Lolo Bolo February 24, 2008
by MeowWoman March 24, 2009
A scam involving a fake disorder designed to get parents to buy drugs. "Symptoms" include lack of focus (as with a child) and inability to sit still (as with a child) . Also known as ADHD.
The shrink told the parents their child had ADD and told them to buy Ritalin, because the creators could not otherwise sell it.
by keyanf November 16, 2009
(Un)Artificially Advanced Determination
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ADD, called "Attention Deficit Disorder" by "the professionals," is an advanced state of mind only achievable by those willing to accept their humanity and open up to themselves and others emotionally. For these individuals, hormones and other chemicals play a large role in the decision-making process, regardless of the ignorance of jealous others.
L(abel)
ADD, called "Attention Deficit Disorder" by "the professionals," is an advanced state of mind only achievable by those willing to accept their humanity and open up to themselves and others emotionally. For these individuals, hormones and other chemicals play a large role in the decision-making process, regardless of the ignorance of jealous others.
1: Hey, what's up?
2: Clouds, sky... I dunno. Hey, look, an eagle!
1: ...Where?
2: Over there, you missed it... anyway, how are ya?
1: I swear you have ADD or something.
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2: Clouds, sky... I dunno. Hey, look, an eagle!
1: ...Where?
2: Over there, you missed it... anyway, how are ya?
1: I swear you have ADD or something.
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by G.Owly August 01, 2011
Act of enslaving more than one man at once.
A person who believes she can have it in the butt and still be a virgin.
Act of continuing compulsive word vomit.
A skanky whore who is really a man behind all that makeup.
All of the above and more...
A person who believes she can have it in the butt and still be a virgin.
Act of continuing compulsive word vomit.
A skanky whore who is really a man behind all that makeup.
All of the above and more...
"I don't want him but you can't have him, because I want him too...because I'm ADD"
"No, really, I'm a virgin...I've only had it in the butt...once, twice, hell every night. But I'm still a virgin! Swear!"
"I love him and him, but today I only want you, but just so you know on Tuesday the rules state that I must switch off...sorry!"
Morning, on phone with boyfriend..."Honey, just so you know if you ever see me without makeup, I want you to hear this from me...I'm not a girl! I'm a man! The makeup is key!"
"No, really, I'm a virgin...I've only had it in the butt...once, twice, hell every night. But I'm still a virgin! Swear!"
"I love him and him, but today I only want you, but just so you know on Tuesday the rules state that I must switch off...sorry!"
Morning, on phone with boyfriend..."Honey, just so you know if you ever see me without makeup, I want you to hear this from me...I'm not a girl! I'm a man! The makeup is key!"
by Lexi and Hope May 19, 2007