Gabby ALR 5 (23 December 1974 - 28 May 1997) was a vile humanized road bicycle (1977 Trek Emonda ALR 5 TX500) aka CO-172/US87 who was the dictator of the USA after killing Al Gore in 1994 and serving until her deserved assassination in 1997. She is a evil despicable piece of shit who will stop at nothing to make your life hell. Operated by the evil organization called the Colorado Department of transportation. She has a tendency to see any non white person and enslave them, starting baby acting sexy and affectionate to dupe them and then treating them like animals. She would work her victims 7 days a week 5+ hours every day until they died of exhaustion. Gabby ALR 5 also forces you to take expressways, a experience worse than the cataclysm first wave, DAILY. If you don't ride, Gabby guilts you into doing it or sends you to auschwitz to get gassed alive. Gabby cheated on her partner by raping several elementary school boys under the guise of "Gabby's special night out". She also opened sex camps that practiced human trafficking and force inseminated "undesirables" including communists, the orphaned, and the poor. Believing that Sandusky was innocent, Gabby ALR 5 actively defended child molesters like herself. The ghost of Gabby Petito ALR 5 "Jimmy Carter" still haunts the Oval Office. Gabby Petito ALR 5 was assassinated by a hero named Brian Landarie on May 28, 1997. Rightfully. God bless you Brian and I hope you rot in the deepest circle of hell forever Gabby ALR 5.
Jim: hey Crow, I think the most vile human is Andrew Johnson
Crow: Not even close. Gabby ALR 5 (Trek Emonda ALR 5) is so much worse.
Jim: Really?
Crow: Absolutely. she r*ped little children and put them in concentration camps
Jim: Fuck you Gabby Petito ALR 5.
Crow: Not even close. Gabby ALR 5 (Trek Emonda ALR 5) is so much worse.
Jim: Really?
Crow: Absolutely. she r*ped little children and put them in concentration camps
Jim: Fuck you Gabby Petito ALR 5.
by FugginPARODYbro June 20, 2025
Masturbating under a short time limit, usually five minutes. The term is shorthand for 5 minutes with 5 fingers.
We had to leave the party early. After making out with that dyme I had to 913, so I ran into the bathroom for 5 with 5.
by Z Lives February 04, 2010
60 30 5 5 is a belief in which 60 percent of women have vaginas 30 percent have a penis 5 percent have nothing and 5 percent have both genitals.
by Mike Bobaguard March 18, 2025
A square of 5 by 5 blocks in downtown Toronto, bordered on the west by china town, east by the 'fruit basket', south by the lakeshore, and ends in the north leading into hicksville suburbia. The 5 by 5 is a place populated by a colourful circus of extreme rejects and freaks from all walks of life and if there is anything at all happening it will be happening in the 5 by 5.
If you want to see what's on in Toronto, go to the 5 by 5, if you hit china town turn around, but if you're seeing a whole lot of transvestites and men holding hands, you've gone too far.
by p@$$ing thr.ugh January 14, 2010