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havana toastie 

1: Having a toastie.

2: A sexual term - a man lies down on his back with a rock hard erection. A woman lies on top of him, face down, another man then lies on of of her, so his rock cock is up her ass. Therefore the bitch is being penetrated at two places, front and rear, a havana toastie is sometimes the beginning of a whole orgy, with possibilities including a cock in her mouth, a dildo up his ass, other members whipping them, coming on them or poking them, or perhaps taking pictures. Occasionaluy the whole thing is incoporated into a chocolate fondue, ie. chocolate all over the orgy, and others dipping their food in it, or their cocks, tits and tongues, this will then be licked off by others. Allegedly popularised in havana, cuba.

This can obviously cause confusion e.g: What are you doing? - havana toastie. - eww...get out of my house. etc.


The regualar spelling of toasty is replaced here by toastie, this is the way havana toastie was traditionally spelt.
Husband: Im so horny!
Wife: How about regular sex?
Porter: NOOO! Whay dont you have a havana tostie?!
Wife: Gee, that sounds mighty fun, lets give it a go!
Chef: I have some chocolate!
Husband: Great!
Porter: *cums self*
Chef: Dont worry, we will mix that spunk in with the chocolate!
Couple down the corridor: ooh! Scrummy!
Two random chicks who are going to join in: Hi! After this we can all go out for a hot lunch!
All: OH YES! WE LOVE TO HOT LUNCH!
Hotel owner: my wife loves havana toasties! we have them every night with the guests! when she is tired she sits out and people lick chocolate off her and come on her hair!
His wife: now i wear a shower cap!

All: ooh, that was a good havana toastie,, lets do it again some time...
havana toastie by Philly the willy February 23, 2005
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Cold Cheese Toastie

When a man cums in a woman after sex and she doesnt shower until the next morning. Her vagina looks like a cold cheese toastie when you open it up to have a look
He came in me last night and i waited till the morning to shower, when he went down to have a look it was like a cold cheese toastie
Cold Cheese Toastie by Paris87 September 3, 2009

English Toastie 

The English toastie is usually used in Coprophillia: E.G shitting in between two pieces of buttered bread and toasting it.

The reason why it's called the English toastie is still not quite known.
"Debra this is the best English toastie I've had in 2 years"
English Toastie by Bedtime_Writer January 7, 2017

Dirty Toastie

That one girl who is so hot that you can't help but want to bone. She's practically on fire. But she's also a huge ho. She's probably sent you nudes and has sexted you a couple of times.
Man, that Sam... She's one dirty toastie.
Dirty Toastie by toastie724 November 12, 2017

havana toastie 

a sex game...it's very fun, i saw i on tv, lots of chocolate, an ppl likin it off ov eech other, i luvvedit so much that i decided to tape it, i wanked off to it and cummed, then, wen i was going up to bed, i cummed myself a bit more and cum slipped down the inside of my trouser leg, i didnt mind, because i jus drippd it into my hot chocolate and poured it all over my balls...which my cat then licked nice and clean for me..thanks sylvester...now we watch the tape most nites and hav lots of fun, i ent out and bouht a hamster, i caled him paul, ansd now i felch with him daily, whilst watchin my havana toastie tape and getting my chocolate and cum encrusted balls likked by sylvester. :)
me: lets watch that tape ou like sylvester...
...
me: NOW LIK EM!
sylvester: *likketty lik*
me: oh yeh baby...thats the ticket...oh yeh...
paul: *burrow burrow up arse*
me: ooh do ur thing paul, lik me out!
paul: *likketty lik*
me: YES! DO IT NOW!
sylvester: *bites down hard on my bellend*
me: YERRRR! DO IT BABY!
pual: *pisses up my arse*
me: *cums self hard into sylvesters ears*

that was wot happend last nite.
havana toastie by Philly my willy February 23, 2005

cheese toastie 

When a male is in the act of making love too a large obese women, at the moment of climax, ejactulate into a fold of stomach fat/roll. Then close the flab immediately.

In the morning wake up and open the fold to find what looks like a cheese toastie.
Lastnight dude. i banged a whale and gave her a cheese toastie

cheese toastie thursday 

The aforementioned day of the week when you make excessive amounts of cheesetoasties, trying out new combinations of ingredients. Orignated on a thursday, but recently spread to any day of the week.
Too many cheese toasties on cheese toastie thursday will make me do a portsmouth steamer}