Douchebag
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Douchebag by Jordan Rickinson July 27, 2017
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Douchebag Sandwich
When you are driving and stuck behind some a-hole going under the speed limit and have another a-hole tailgating you. Unfortunately, by being in the middle of this, means you too are a douchebag.
Douchebag Sandwich by jamband October 17, 2014
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Schrödinger's Douchebag
A guy who says offensive things and decides whether he was joking based on the reaction of people around him.
Watch out, Susie! That guy is Schrödinger's Douchebag, he’ll trap you in a thought-experiment without your consent!
Schrödinger's Douchebag by Sickomonster December 24, 2020
Word of the Day on December 27, 2020
Douchebag
N - A person with an over inflated ego, coupled with a low intelligence, who has no idea people are making fun on his style or personality
douched out
Any ground-based vehicle (such as a bicycle, motorcycle, car, truck, van, bus, train, etc.) that has crashed or is in the process of crashing.
Drake: See that twisted heap of metal over there?
Josh: Yeah!
Drake: That was a minivan that douched out a few days ago.
Josh: Yeah!
Drake: That was a minivan that douched out a few days ago.
douched out by Telephony December 6, 2011
douchebag quotient
the percentage of complete fucking tools attending any social gathering. normally higher at nightclubs that sell PBR in cans.
douchebag quotient by woozefa August 11, 2009
Douchebag Sweep
When a sports team loses Game 1 of a playoff series but wins the next four. Usually gives the opponent a sense of hope (especially if Game 1 was an upset loss), but then they take them right back down to Earth, a “douchebag” move.
The 2001 NBA Finals started out by the 76ers getting a huge upset win in LA, but the Lakers completed the douchebag sweep by winning the next four, and thus the championship.
Douchebag Sweep by JoL Anthunee May 22, 2021