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Penis Clapping

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The act of vigorously whipping your dick back and forth (left and right) so that it makes contact with your legs. The resulting impact produces a smacking sound, and if done rapidly, it can sound like clapping.
Instead of clapping with his hands at the end of the show, George stood up, dropped his pants, and started penis clapping like a boss.
by Cactus92 November 14, 2011
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Frankenstein Penis

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A circumcised penis with a scar on the shaft and a gutted frenulum.
Look at the poor guy tug on his mutilated Frankenstein Penis. Glad I’m uncircumcised I hear they don’t get as much pleasure.
by Where is my foreskin May 25, 2020
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Guacamole nigga penis

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A type of penis found by Albert Einstein.

Very rare. If you have a guacamole nigga penis, your penis is 17”.
by __-Ali-__ February 27, 2019
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Penis

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Person: "penis"

Other person: "ahahahahaha!"
by Bitch_fucker69 September 4, 2021
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Penis lol

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A high-class form of humor, particularly appreciated by human males. Involves the drawing or sketching of a certain male reproductive organ on unexpected surfaces, like photos of celebrities. Commonly found in middle school and college textbooks, bathroom walls, online message boards, bank statements, and other such areas.
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PENIS LOL!!!1!ONE

Very nice.
by t3h_Jeezus lol February 7, 2010
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penis bob

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Smelly substance cumulated on and around the penis when not washed for several days or weeks or months.

Synonym: Smegma
Antonyms: Heaven, peace, spirituality, harmony, love, angel, divine light, happiness, nirvana, zen, sexy, art, aesthetic, masterpiece, beauty, flower, joy, smile, laughter, galaxy.
- The whole house fuckin' smells like penis bob!
- Haha! I just had salmon for dinner. That's why.
by edgar pruviance October 11, 2009
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Amerindian penis

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A very respectable penis. It significantly averages over 6 inches--quite large in terms of statistics. Amerindians have one of the largest penises in the world. Countries in Latin America that have the largest penises have a higher presence of Amerindian genes. Countries in Latin America with a higher presence of “white” genes are statistically smaller.
Researcher: The Amerindian penis appears to have a greatly longer length than that of the white man.
by Erica_Monsoon1324 June 12, 2018
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