Squirt Gun in the Mailbox

A female squirts her vaginal juice into her partners asshole

I had the best night my life, my girl did the squirt gun in the mailbox

by Qusquirt May 5, 2023

Squirtginity

The first time you have a sexual encounter that results in a woman "squirting" medically know as a transurethral expulsion.

Bro, that girl from the club I hooked up with last night took my squirtginity

by Billyisthashit May 17, 2023

squirvel

To move aside clothes

“Hey, I need a blanket”
“It’s in my closet! Just squirvel the shirts.”

by Squirvel July 10, 2023

Squire

A based individual, a Squire is one who is incredibly posh within their linguistic division, using larger words on purpose even in the most chill environments, Squires also have the multi-Squire Constitution, naming rules that all Squires must follow. As of July 27th 2023, the Constitution has 164 sections. When used within this context, the S in Squire must be capitalized, otherwise you are talking about something else, even if you aren't.

"Holy fuckerdoo!, Billy's so fucking based! Is he a Squire!?"

by Upright Almond July 27, 2023

Squirrel dinner

When you eat nothing but nuts (almonds, cashews, etc) for days on end to slim down.

Do you know what Cillian Murphy had to do to slim down for Oppenheimer? He had one almond a day. Dude had a squirrel dinner.

by Magenta Mage August 12, 2023

SquirtPad

An absobent af , machine washable mattress pad for messy sex.

The SquirtPad is seriously a game-changer for my sex life and my aleep because now my girl doesn't force me to sleep on the wet spor

by chelseafootball69 August 20, 2023

squirt

serious; for real, genuine. used in a scenario in which someone is serious about something.

"I'm being so squirt with you right now, man. I could not be more squirt than I am right now."
"no like dude i'm squirting right now, she just blocked me 4 no reason. wtf"
"on squirt she doesn't know what she's missing out on"

by jameel's space ride September 4, 2023