Dick Pad 

Dick Pad has several meanings:1.it can be used as an insult over AOL Instant messenger or a forum. IE: He's such a dick pad

2. It can be used as a protective device, sometimes also referred to as a cup.

3. It is a device for hurting people on a wildly popular Japanese game show where if the contestant does not say a phrase correctly that they have had to memorize, they get slapped in their nether region by this dick pad at a high velocity

4. A mouse pad to clean up after self-pleasure.

A Twisted Illusion: Hey Casey, you are a Dick Pad.
Casey: Ah, I just shit myself, I thought it was a fart, but I laughed at your petty means of calling me a name.

Dick Pad by A Twisted Illusion September 13, 2008

dick twat 

general insult mainly used against a younger member of ones family.

Oi, dick twat, come here

dick twat by Hujanika Bolucoff September 2, 2007

Dick tease 

To tease someone ever so tantalizingly, like when you lead a girl on by flirting with her often and never do anything with her. Or it can be even more extreme, such as if you've eaten a girl out for over an hour now and she's ready for the dick, but right as you're 20% of the way in, you pull out and walk out of the room.

After downloading LoL (League of Legends) for over five hours now, it says to launch the game. But right after you click play if updates for three more hours. What a fucking dick tease

She always acts so innuendous, but always turns out be just pulling a dick tease.

Dick tease by Eat a bag of dicks October 7, 2012

Dick of Death  

When a male gives a female his dick so good she has the best orgasm ever that it turns her into a psycho stalking bitch.

Alvin Mack must have given that poor girl the Dick of Death cause she has turned into a psycho stalking bitch.

Dick of Death by Alvin Mack December 24, 2008

dick ninja 

One who takes up the nearest opportunity to suck someone's dick to reach a spotlight of some kind.

Michael: Henry instantly complemented the boss's new suit and tie and made a huge suck up speech to him too, He even got promoted the next day for it.
Oscar: Dude, what a dick ninja.
Henry: Oh hey guys! Whats up? (wipes the proverbial cum off of face)

dick ninja by oscarthegrouch January 14, 2008

dick-wan-do 

dick, hand and a way of life..

Black belt my ass! All he's good at is dick-wan-do..

dick-wan-do by bored127 November 27, 2007

Dick-bucket 

1. A person who is constantly being an asshole.
2. An irritating person; being extremely annoying when it's uncalled for.
3. Dingle berry

Vincent: "I'll pee on you when you sleep!"
Adam: "Don't be such a dick-bucket!"

Dick-bucket by Vinchencho January 10, 2008